i genuinely cant cook

[dipenhydramine]

the only thing on this plate is egg btw

 

[buggy47]

the only thing on this plate is egg btw
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Just eat some chips fn

 

[dipenhydramine]

Just eat some chips fn

ye i havent eaten real food in weeks so i tried today and ye

 

[RAD]

Resident evil food

 

[dipenhydramine]

Resident evil food

ill learn to cook one day

 

[RAD]

ill learn to cook one day

start of simple like with a beef wellington

 

[dipenhydramine]

start of simple like with a beef wellington

ahhh okie ill get right on it

 

[ADAM]

ill learn to cook one day

I can come be your house wife x

 

[dipenhydramine]

I can come be your house wife x

 

[kifykify]

Only women and gay black men know how to cook

 

[Mandy?]

I’ll cook for you just ask

 

[dipenhydramine]

Only women and gay black men know how to cook

im one of those btw

 

[Mandy?]

I can come be your house wife x

Fuck off I’m already his manwife

 

[Deleted Member 69535]

i love cooking ngl

i just had some pasta with grilled chicken breast

 

[kifykify]

I’ll cook for you just ask

Ye Ye gei

 

[dipenhydramine]

I’ll cook for you just ask

can you make dinner

 

[ADAM]

Only women and gay black men know how to cook

I’m not any but I can cook

 

[kifykify]

i love cooking ngl

i just had some pasta with grilled chicken breast

I love breasts

 

[dipenhydramine]

i love cooking ngl

i just had some pasta with grilled chicken breast

its fujn i js wish i was better

 

[Mandy?]

can you make dinner

Of course baby

 

[ADAM]

Fuck off I’m already his manwife

 

[kifykify]

Ye Ye bro just spamming shit

 

[ADAM]

Ye Ye bro just spamming shit

You know it cutie pie

 

[Deleted Member 69535]

I love breasts

 

[Nenestar]

Looks absolutely disgusting.

Make an omelet next time, pick a video and repeat. Very simple to do.

 

[kifykify]

Looks absolutely disgusting.

n***a took it personal

 

[dipenhydramine]

Looks absolutely disgusting.

Make an omelet next time, pick a video and repeat. Very simple to do.

na i was freestyling

 

[Mandy?]

Of course baby

 

[dipenhydramine]

 

[Mandy?]

 

[dipenhydramine]

you seem like a 40 yo milf with those emojis

 

[Mandy?]

you seem like a 40 yo milf with those emojis

But I think you like it

 

[dipenhydramine]

But I think you like it

 

[sphenoid_torsion]

the only thing on this plate is egg btw
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if you didn’t already know this genuinely looks like some inbred capybara had children with a fucking donkey and then the extremely malformed offspring exploded due to its insanely abnormal DNA

 

[dipenhydramine]

if you didn’t already know this genuinely looks like some inbred capybara had children with a fucking donkey and then the extremely malformed offspring exploded due to its insanely abnormal DNA

ye idk wat went wrong bro its literally just egg i swear

no seasoning
no salt

nothing just eggs

 

[sphenoid_torsion]

ye idk wat went wrong bro its literally just egg i swear

no seasoning
no salt

nothing just eggs

Did you get the eggs from a fucking lesbian chicken couple bro?

 

[dipenhydramine]

Did you get the eggs from a fucking lesbian chicken couple bro?

i got them from a normal egg box they were normal when i cracked them but idk what the fuck when wrong during the cooking process it turned gray snd tasted weird as fuck

 

[sphenoid_torsion]

i got them from a normal egg box they were normal when i cracked them but idk what the fuck when wrong during the cooking process it turned gray snd tasted weird as fuck

Did you perhaps lubricate the pan with your semen beforehand? That might be the issue

 

[dipenhydramine]

Did you perhaps lubricate the pan with your semen beforehand? That might be the issue

ye its a bad habit i have