I got asked out and TOUCHED by a foid

[Anna]

This shit did not happen yo

It’s true I wrote it from an internet cafe in Mumbai while hiding a 2 inch erection

 

[Anna]

i can think of 2 big t’s but tbf they are both better than the big A and F🫩

Starts with Tha

 

[kimothy]

Starts with Tha

oh yes

i have a friend there

 

[Starlet]

i used to live in the big A

stop larping being in new york

 

[Anna]

stop larping being in new york

@kim k

Little does bro know that the designer outlet mogs times square

 

[kornfan]

Spoiler: Hello

Yes I am back

But not gonna spend anywhere near as much time as I was, around 8 hours average daily

Anyway, here’s the story

Holy shit this feels like a dream or something this was insane

There’s this hot girl who I met today, she knows some of my other friends for context.

We mixed a few classes together for a pop culture quiz because it’s Christmas and so we didn’t have real classes

I was a bit late and when I came in she was there, as well as one of my friends. He asked me to come over and I was gonna sit next to another guy there in the group

But she straight away called for me to sit next to her.

Then for the next hour and half she kept on touching me, putting her arm around me. Calling me cute, grabbing my cheeks, touching my nose

She even asked if she could have me and if I was single

Fuck it was so hot

I got her Snapchat in the end

It’s just crazy, I have never been treated like that before by a girl

She wasn’t ugly either, she was really hot. Some would even say out of my league by a lot

Sounds like a scene out of a rom-com anime or an ai chatbot lmao
If true than good for you bro

 

[Anna]

Sounds like a scene out of a rom-com anime or an ai chatbot lmao
If true than good for you bro

Thanks man

Nah me and the chatbot are way more sexual

 

[kornfan]

Thanks man

Nah me and the chatbot are way more sexual

You do you brotha

 

[Starlet]

@kim k

Little does bro know that the designer outlet mogs times square

blasphemy, the only big a I know is the big apple

 

[Anna]

blasphemy, the only big a I know is the big apple

Come to England and weep