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Firstly i know i have the shittiest formatting ever if you wanna dnr just leave the thread instead of replying and being an asshole.
I went for a sleepover at my friends house imma name him number 1 like one of them reddit stories.
Basically I went to his house we watched the world cup final after that we got a bottle of absolut vodka and a bottle of jägermeister we all took shots there were 5 of us basically friend 1 has one kidney and he had like 3 shots started stumbling around like a lightweight then threw up like 20 times everyone else was being loud and his mum was texting him telling us to be quiet he had typed in the textbox "sloshed" I grabbed his phone deleted that before he sent it and sent "im sorry we will try be quiet" then his mum got fed up came down and saw him throwing up everywhere and earlier before then my other friend lets call him friend 2 hes small and had some drink and started crying and hallucinating which added onto the noise i also smacked the shit out of friend 1 for slapping one of our other friends whos small and younger than us friend 3 lets say then I slapped him up the face and he fell over and i stomped on his leg and yelled at him then my other friend lets call him friend 4 starts begging for the vodka and the jager while friend 2 is crying about personal things and I headbutted him and knocked him out when he didnt shut up about the vodka and jager.
By the time friend 1s mum came down friend 2 had settled down and we all locked in and said friend 1 had a stomach bug or something even though he was slurring his words a lot and was clearly drunk his mum made him go upstairs and let us stay we all talked most us practically blackout drunk i didnt sleep and everyone else was up in the morning we went up and woke up friend 1 and we sneaked out at like 7 am to get a McDonald's breakfast and i was still drunk at that point and I took a little swig of the vodka before I left even though i had already had a close to lethal ammount in the night he told his dad everything when we got back and he didnt give a single fuck and his mum didnt care after and was only mad because she couldnt sleep and had to get up for work.
I went for a sleepover at my friends house imma name him number 1 like one of them reddit stories.
Basically I went to his house we watched the world cup final after that we got a bottle of absolut vodka and a bottle of jägermeister we all took shots there were 5 of us basically friend 1 has one kidney and he had like 3 shots started stumbling around like a lightweight then threw up like 20 times everyone else was being loud and his mum was texting him telling us to be quiet he had typed in the textbox "sloshed" I grabbed his phone deleted that before he sent it and sent "im sorry we will try be quiet" then his mum got fed up came down and saw him throwing up everywhere and earlier before then my other friend lets call him friend 2 hes small and had some drink and started crying and hallucinating which added onto the noise i also smacked the shit out of friend 1 for slapping one of our other friends whos small and younger than us friend 3 lets say then I slapped him up the face and he fell over and i stomped on his leg and yelled at him then my other friend lets call him friend 4 starts begging for the vodka and the jager while friend 2 is crying about personal things and I headbutted him and knocked him out when he didnt shut up about the vodka and jager.
By the time friend 1s mum came down friend 2 had settled down and we all locked in and said friend 1 had a stomach bug or something even though he was slurring his words a lot and was clearly drunk his mum made him go upstairs and let us stay we all talked most us practically blackout drunk i didnt sleep and everyone else was up in the morning we went up and woke up friend 1 and we sneaked out at like 7 am to get a McDonald's breakfast and i was still drunk at that point and I took a little swig of the vodka before I left even though i had already had a close to lethal ammount in the night he told his dad everything when we got back and he didnt give a single fuck and his mum didnt care after and was only mad because she couldnt sleep and had to get up for work.
