I have a maternal attachment to my female friend

[Motivated Dandelions]

She’s so small and petite and I could probably pick her up with one hand, and she’s not particularly attractive, but for some reason I just want to cuddle up onto her and call her mommy

 

[Unkown tea maker]

She’s so small and petite and I could probably pick her up with one hand, and she’s not particularly attractive, but for some reason I just want to cuddle up onto her and call her mommy

Only last 3 words needed

 

[Trevor]

Im feeling that too
This girl is making me love her so much

 

[Unkown tea maker]

She’s so small and petite and I could probably pick her up with one hand, and she’s not particularly attractive, but for some reason I just want to cuddle up onto her and call her mommy

Also u need to date 6ft girl so ur son is 6ft plus heightflation is gonna be crazy next gen

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Also u need to date 6ft girl so ur son is 6ft plus heightflation is gonna be crazy next gen

I’m sorry gang but I prefer shorter women. My ideal height on a woman is 4’10, hopefully my son forgives me in Gandy heaven

Only last 3 words needed

Based. I need Mothers Milk

Im feeling that too
This girl is making me love her so much

Is she mommy material too?

 

[andrewbeta98]

I’m sorry gang but I prefer shorter women. My ideal height on a woman is 4’10, hopefully my son forgives me in Gandy heaven

Based. I need Mothers Milk

Is she mommy material too?

Mm mom milk I agree

 

[isntnotrepellent]

She’s so small and petite and I could probably pick her up with one hand, and she’s not particularly attractive, but for some reason I just want to cuddle up onto her and call her mommy

Over

 

[Trevor]

I’m sorry gang but I prefer shorter women. My ideal height on a woman is 4’10, hopefully my son forgives me in Gandy heaven

Based. I need Mothers Milk

Is she mommy material too?

Yeah

 

[Unkown tea maker]

Tbf short girls are always body maxed if yk what I mean

 

[Ladiesman217]

I need Mothers Milk

mothers milk? MM? the boys mentioned ?

 

[Unkown tea maker]

mothers milk? MM? the boys mentioned ?

Did you also get the deep reference when ur girl made a joke saying my friends were deep inside of her she knows how to make me smile

 

[icnone]

She’s so small and petite and I could probably pick her up with one hand, and she’s not particularly attractive, but for some reason I just want to cuddle up onto her and call her mommy

what about asking her out?

 

[tami_26]

Y do I think that’s lwk natural tho

 

[Unkown tea maker]

Liking short girls is kinda high t icl but im tryna think about next gen heightflation for my kid so realistically ima date someone who’s like 3 inches shorter or sum

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Y do I think that’s lwk natural tho

It might be

what about asking her out?

Jfl fuck no that’s asking to ruin my life

Liking short girls is kinda high t icl but im tryna think about next gen heightflation for my kid so realistically ima date someone who’s like 3 inches shorter or sum

Facts and same I’m gonna force myself to marry a tallcel

mothers milk? MM? the boys mentioned ?

Of course bhai

Yeah

Based + mirin

 

[icnone]

Jfl fuck no that’s asking to ruin my life

as a neutral third party who has no emotional stake in this situation, I say ask her out

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

as a neutral third party who has no emotional stake in this situation, I say ask her out

I would if she wasn’t a terra whore

 

[icnone]

I would if she wasn’t a terra whore

hmmm then why do you have attachment to her then?

 

[junebug]

She’s so small and petite and I could probably pick her up with one hand, and she’s not particularly attractive, but for some reason I just want to cuddle up onto her and call her mommy

GREAT day to be a 5'9 lmtb I hope the males around me find me repulsive

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

hmmm then why do you have attachment to her then?

Because she’s a really nice person when she isn’t going around getting slayed by random dudes

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

GREAT day to be a 5'9 lmtb I hope the males around me find me repulsive

Why do you want them to be repulsive?

 

[chudlite67]

She’s so small and petite and I could probably pick her up with one hand, and she’s not particularly attractive, but for some reason I just want to cuddle up onto her and call her mommy

aww

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

aww

Cute right?

 

[junebug]

Why do you want them to be repulsive?

I don't want to be held on a pedestal by anyone tbh. or I guess the guys from my school in particular. Most of them are drooling fools

 

[icnone]

Because she’s a really nice person when she isn’t going around getting slayed by random dudes

awww that's gotta be one of the dilemmas of all time

 

[chudlite67]

Cute right?

ya lol

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

I don't want to be held on a pedestal by anyone tbh. or I guess the guys from my school in particular. Most of them are drooling fools

Yeah most guys are chuds ngl you gotta look for good guys like me

awww that's gotta be one of the dilemmas of all time

I know right?

 

[icnone]

I know right?

this is prolly going to go against all my values but
I say go for it
don't let yourself be locked out from happiness

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

this is prolly going to go against all my values but
I say go for it
don't let yourself be locked out from happiness

What’s the best case and worst case scenario?

 

[chudlite67]

What’s the best case and worst case scenario?

Best case u guys get married and stuff
Worst case she cheats on u I guess

 

[chudlite67]

Well it could be a lot worse than that tbh

 

[icnone]

What’s the best case and worst case scenario?

best case scenario: she says yes, and turns out she wasn't actually being slayed all along
worst case scenario: she tells her friends, you get made fun of for a bit, but people move on quickly
expected value leans heavily positive (best case scenario is far greater in positivity than worst case scenario is in negativity)

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Best case u guys get married and stuff
Worst case she cheats on u I guess

Getting cheated on has to be the biggest pair bonding breaker, it’s a very risky game

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

best case scenario: she says yes, and turns out she wasn't actually being slayed all along
worst case scenario: she tells her friends, you get made fun of for a bit, but people move on quickly
expected value leans heavily positive (best case scenario is far greater in positivity than worst case scenario is in negativity)

Good point bhai, I sound like a cuck, but I think I’ll actually do it. We’re going to the same college, so I’ll see where the future takes us

 

[icnone]

Getting cheated on has to be the biggest pair bonding breaker, it’s a very risky game

I think infidelity is only 10-20% of couples and if you both love each other, it will be a far lower chance

 

[chudlite67]

Getting cheated on has to be the biggest pair bonding breaker, it’s a very risky game

Ya :3
But it depends if she’s sleeping with random guys there’s a high chance she does it because she hates herself and she’s mentally ill
Or she actually enjoys it but I find that extremely hard to believe

 

[icnone]

Good point bhai, I sound like a cuck, but I think I’ll actually do it. We’re going to the same college, so I’ll see where the future takes us

make sure commit to asking her out by a certain date, and make sure you do not miss that deadline

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Ya :3
But it depends if she’s sleeping with random guys there’s a high chance she does it because she hates herself and she’s mentally ill
Or she actually enjoys it but I find that extremely hard to believe

She’s still attached to a guy who slayed and then ghosted her. He’s a 6’2 gymmaxed HTN with a big dick. I’m just not on his level man

I think infidelity is only 10-20% of couples and if you both love each other, it will be a far lower chance

It’s only 10-20%?

make sure commit to asking her out by a certain date, and make sure you do not miss that deadline

10/25/26

 

[chudlite67]

She’s still attached to a guy who slayed and then ghosted her. He’s a 6’2 gymmaxed HTN with a big dick. I’m just not on his level man

is she hypergamous
It wouldn’t matter if u guys are in love

 

[icnone]

with a big dick

wait a minute how do you know

10/25/26

That far in the future is just cheating bhai
Do it tomorrow

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

is she hypergamous
It wouldn’t matter if u guys are in love

Yes she’s hypergamous, I’m a 6’1 MTN and she’s probably strong LTB give or take

Why do you say that? You really think love is that strong?

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

wait a minute how do you know
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That far in the future is just cheating bhai
Do it tomorrow

Because I know the guy… He’s so much better than me in every way. His cock is 7x5.5 and mine is 6.8x5

Tomorrow is despicable kittysaar theres no way I’m doing that, especially with how hectic the next month will be with high school ending and all that

 

[icnone]

Why do you say that? You really think love is that strong?

you feelings are strong enough to consider her despite knowing her past

 

[icnone]

Tomorrow is despicable kittysaar theres no way I’m doing that, especially with how hectic the next month will be with high school ending and all that

If it's senior year you have nothing to lose

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

you feelings are strong enough to consider her despite knowing her past

Trve but I just wanna lay on her chest and call her mommy while she strokes my hair if I’m being honest

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

If it's senior year you have nothing to lose

We’re going to the same college bhai and she’s the only friend I have going there. I can’t risk losing my only friend. I’m gonna have to do it once we’re at college

 

[chudlite67]

Yes she’s hypergamous, I’m a 6’1 MTN and she’s probably strong LTB give or take

Ok well I still think it’s worth a shot the worst she can say is no right

Why do you say that? You really think love is that strong?

I mean idk if I’ve fr been in love before but I like to think that it is that strong

 

[icnone]

Trve but I just wanna lay on her chest and call her mommy while she strokes my hair if I’m being honest

u sure?

Because she’s a really nice person

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

u sure?

Yes I’m sure. I don’t see her in a sexual way in all honesty

Ok well I still think it’s worth a shot the worst she can say is no right

I mean idk if I’ve fr been in love before but I like to think that it is that strong

Perhaps. Why do you think love is that strong of a currency?

 

[icnone]

We’re going to the same college bhai and she’s the only friend I have going there. I can’t risk losing my only friend. I’m gonna have to do it once we’re at college

but then what about when you are at college? are you 100% sure you won't delay it further?
you can't expect for good things to happen to you. you have to be proactive