I have superpowers

[Tear]

No matter what I eat I can’t get fat. Like I can feel bloated but at the end of the day I never gain weight and I actually look better.

I couldn’t get fat even if I tried (technically I could but that would require me to change my whole lifestyle)

 

[Angel]

fast metabolism

 

[isntnotrepellent]

No matter what I eat I can’t get fat. Like I can feel bloated but at the end of the day I never gain weight and I actually look better.

I couldn’t get fat even if I tried (technically I could but that would require me to change my whole lifestyle)

fast metabolism

 

[isntnotrepellent]

fast metabolism

fuck u i said that

 

[_wayland]

Same, I always brag about it to my weight conscious friends

 

[Deleted Member 131187]

No matter what I eat I can’t get fat. Like I can feel bloated but at the end of the day I never gain weight and I actually look better.

I couldn’t get fat even if I tried (technically I could but that would require me to change my whole lifestyle)

Bro just discovered ecotmorphs

 

[submissivechud]

No matter what I eat I can’t get fat. Like I can feel bloated but at the end of the day I never gain weight and I actually look better.

I couldn’t get fat even if I tried (technically I could but that would require me to change my whole lifestyle)

Not how it fucking works you r****d
n*****s will eat 1000 calories of pizza or some shit and get full and act like their metabolism is doing jack shit
@genio cage at this omfg

 

[Tear]

Not how it fucking works you r****d
n*****s will eat 1000 calories of pizza or some shit and get full and act like their metabolism is doing jack shit
@genio cage at this omfg

I track my calories and I eat at the very least 3600 calories a day

 

[submissivechud]

I track my calories and I eat at the very least 3600 calories a day

Then your either 400 pounds, doing hours of cardio daily, absurdly muscular, on some type of compound
or lying your fucking ass off

 

[bloodprincess]

you're a lying loser and you probably barely eat in a day, trust me I used to be one of those ppl who were like "omg i eat alot and don't gain weight" but then realised I just have periodic moments of eating very little, then binging

 

[Tear]

you're a lying loser and you probably barely eat in a day, trust me I used to be one of those ppl who were like "omg i eat alot and don't gain weight" but then realised I just have periodic moments of eating very little, then binging

Nah Im larping. I get 30k steps in a day and try to run 2 miles each day. I gained 40 lbs and then lost it right after I didn’t need it anymore for sports

 

[Tear]

Then your either 400 pounds, doing hours of cardio daily, absurdly muscular, on some type of compound
or lying your fucking ass off

Im actually 600 pounds

 

[genio]

Not how it fucking works you r****d
n*****s will eat 1000 calories of pizza or some shit and get full and act like their metabolism is doing jack shit
@genio cage at this omfg

wait how come every time i eat 6000 calories i become 300lbs instead of 50lbs like this guy

 

[junebug]

Then your either 400 pounds, doing hours of cardio daily, absurdly muscular, on some type of compound
or lying your fucking ass off

why are you mad

 

[submissivechud]

why are you mad

Because retarded people like to lie about their eating habits to make themselves feel better

 

[junebug]

Because retarded people like to lie about their eating habits to make themselves feel better

okay I guess but you can still be nicer

 

[submissivechud]

okay I guess but you can still be nicer

why would I be kind to an idiot lying about his eating habits to get attention online

 

[junebug]

why would I be kind to an idiot lying about his eating habits to get attention online

cause he's not an idiot, and I happen to know him irl. also it's just a post it is not that deep at all man

 

[Tear]

cause he's not an idiot, and I happen to know him irl. also it's just a post it is not that deep at all man

It is THAT deep

 

[Tear]

why would I be kind to an idiot lying about his eating habits to get attention online

It’s too late Ive already imagined you as a wojak yelling at me