Rage i have to do a presentation tomorrow

[Glamour]

give me creative ways to skip school

 

[Nbernical]

give me creative ways to skip school

Fake sick to your parents? Idk if your goal is to turn up to school and then skip

 

[giga.mia]

Fall on your mouth and break ur jaw so then u can get double jaw surgery and then u skip school for the next 6 months

 

[Glamour]

Fake sick to your parents?

this trick in big old 2025

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

Lazy ass mf just do the presentation

 

[A1AD3H]

give me creative ways to skip school

Js do the presentation

 

[Glamour]

Lazy ass mf just do the presentation

its a group project anyways, but my ass is way too high inhib im scared to do ts

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

Fall on your mouth and break ur jaw so then u can get double jaw surgery and then u skip school for the next 6 months

can u try it for the class first

 

[Nbernical]

this trick in big old 2025

It works if you just stick 2 fingers down your throat and barf

 

[Beatrice.]

Js do the presentation

Hi girl

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

its a group project anyways, but my ass is way too high inhib im scared to do ts

do u present it to the class? just hide in the background if its a group at least it isn't solo

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

It works if you just stick 2 fingers down your throat and barf

Bullimic mf

 

[Glamour]

do u present it to the class? just hide in the background if its a group at least it isn't solo

yh but each student has to like explain a part of the presentation or wtv so i cant hide

 

[Nbernical]

Bullimic mf

Dumb this sentence down pls for me

 

[Glamour]

It works if you just stick 2 fingers down your throat and barf

im good i think ill js do the presentation

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

Dumb this sentence down pls for me

eating disorder coded

 

[Nbernical]

eating disorder coded

Genius coded
I did this to skip when I stayed up the entire @Night

 

[Glamour]

Genius coded
I did this to skip when I stayed up the entire @Night

n***a no way

 

[giga.mia]

It works if you just stick 2 fingers down your throat and barf

Method patched, this doesn’t work for people who are scared of throwing up

 

[Glamour]

Genius coded
I did this to skip when I stayed up the entire @Night

js sleep in class

 

[pxe]

just do it what if u don’t go and ur group presents but when u come back they make u present it alone

 

[Glamour]

Method patched, this doesn’t work for people who are scared of throwing up

i dont even remember the last time i threw up

 

[Nbernical]

n***a no way

Yes way my brah, you just gotta power through for 10 seconds and you can enjoy a whole day off, trust me

 

[giga.mia]

i dont even remember the last time i threw up

Me neither

 

[Glamour]

just do it what if u don’t go and ur group presents but when u come back they make u present it alone

ill just run away if that happens

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

yh but each student has to like explain a part of the presentation or wtv so i cant hide

Urmmmmmm drink coffee actually so then u get extra jittery and look on the floor when you speak so you can pretend people aren't there

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

Yes way my brah, you just gotta power through for 10 seconds and you can enjoy a whole day off, trust me

this is terrifying

 

[Nbernical]

this is terrifying

It's just putting your fingers in your throat bruh why is this such an alien action to you

 

[Glamour]

Urmmmmmm drink coffee actually so then u get extra jittery and look on the floor when you speak so you can pretend people aren't there

thanks for the tip

 

[giga.mia]

It's just putting your fingers in your throat bruh why is this such an alien action to you

It’s scary for people who hate throwing up. I’ve tried this many times but my mouth literally,y rejects it

 

[Glamour]

Yes way my brah, you just gotta power through for 10 seconds and you can enjoy a whole day off, trust me

bruh school isn't hell why would you do this js to skip it

 

[Nbernical]

bruh school isn't hell why would you do this js to skip it

I wanted to stay cozy in my bed

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

It's just putting your fingers in your throat bruh why is this such an alien action to you

actually throwing up removes toxins but dont force it, its fucking horrific for your teeth. haven't you ever heard of bullimia

 

[Nbernical]

actually throwing up removes toxins but dont force it, its fucking horrific for your teeth. haven't you ever heard of bullimia

Nah never tbh

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

It’s scary for people who hate throwing up. I’ve tried this many times but my mouth literally,y rejects it

Cuz it isn't natural

 

[Kaligula567]

ye good luck brother

 

[Glamour]

I wanted to stay cozy in my bed

just sleep on ur uncomfortable desk

 

[Glamour]

Nah never tbh

this n***a did u not learn abt it in school

 

[Glamour]

this n***a did u not learn abt it in school

well you were skipping it so

 

[Nbernical]

this n***a did u not learn abt it in school

I learn about other things ig. You're American?

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

I learn about other things ig. You're American?

Bud this is the consequences of skipping school all the time

 

[twinkdestroyer]

I hate presentations

 

[Darkeningstar]

Good luck