I just had a nightmare

[woof]

I just had a nightmare that i was in a dark room strapped down to a chair and unable to move. Suddenly i see k shami holding his d-bloat formula and approaching me while i squirm trying to get out of my restraints. he starts telling me about the best softmaxxes in 2025 and tells me that i should do thumbpulling and masai jumps, i shake my head no and as he approaches closer he opens the tub of d-bloat and force feeds me some of his formula. What happens next is bewildering. The formula touches the tip of my subhuman tongue and I instantly ascend to chad and gain 5 inches in height and dih length causing mr shami to desintegrate right infront of me leaving only his supplement as a reminder of his existence. Then i woke up

accurate depiction of my body during said nightmare:

 

[Deleted Member 88004]

Hey blonde bitches,

My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car (I just drove to my fav park; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my BMW.

 

[Deleted Member 88004]

i like ur post lets make ts famous

 

[Deleted Member 69581]

I just had a nightmare that i was in a dark room strapped down to a chair and unable to move. Suddenly i see k shami holding his d-bloat formula and approaching me while i squirm trying to get out of my restraints. he starts telling me about the best softmaxxes in 2025 and tells me that i should do thumbpulling and masai jumps, i shake my head no and as he approaches closer he opens the tub of d-bloat and force feeds me some of his formula. What happens next is bewildering. The formula touches the tip of my subhuman tongue and I instantly ascend to chad and gain 5 inches in height and dih length causing mr shami to desintegrate right infront of me leaving only his supplement as a reminder of his existence. Then i woke up

accurate depiction of my body during said nightmare:
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your pfp is my wallappaer

 

[Deleted Member 69581]

i like ur post lets make ts famous

I'm sliming out houston

 

[woof]

your pfp is my wallappaer
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cute wallpaper might make it my pfp