I just solved a huge problem

[height]

So i took 500mg of aspirin and half of a viagra and my dick got so hard it hurt because i have pants on. Its too cold to run around naked so i had to improvise. I came to the conclusion that opening the botton of my boxer shorts and opening the zipper on my pants and ramming through it gives my dick free air space which solves the huge problem i had. I gotta shave my shaft it looks unaesthetic

 

[Ruin]

So i took 500mg of aspirin and half of a viagra

Did you invite your mom over?

 

[height]

Did you invite your mom over?

Who is you? Good for you if you did that.

 

[dipenhydramine]

geeked off the viagra

 

[Jeezy]

geeked off the viagra

maybe they are tryna fake sleep apnea?

 

[dipenhydramine]

maybe they are tryna fake sleep apnea?

ex bimax

 

[Ruin]

fake sleep apnea?

i had sleep apnea since like forever xd