I learnt how to jerk off before I was conscious

[emeraldpill]

I genuinely don’t have a memory where I was a real human being and also unaware of the fact I could beat my shit for enjoyment

Wjo relates

 

[Blackpillirony]

I genuinely don’t have a memory where I was a real human being and also unaware of the fact I could beat my shit for enjoyment

Wjo relates

My uncle Gilbert did that for me

 

[Br4va]

I was like 14

 

[bananarama]

I genuinely don’t have a memory where I was a real human being and also unaware of the fact I could beat my shit for enjoyment

Wjo relates

thanks for sharing

 

[emeraldpill]

My uncle Gilbert did that for me

Lowkey the story of how I found out I could do that was molestation adjacent I wish I was trolling

 

[benny]

if i had no clue who you were i would be able to tell you’re english from this post

 

[emeraldpill]

I was like 14

I was 8 I think

 

[Br4va]

I was 8 I think

Bro that’s way to early

 

[emeraldpill]

if i had no clue who you were i would be able to tell you’re english from this post

How
I literally went back and changed wank to jerk off cus I was wondering if the non uk people would understand me

 

[emeraldpill]

Bro that’s way to early

I mean it’s a bit late to worry about that now isn’t it that shit was over a decade agk

 

[benny]

How
I literally went back and changed wank to jerk off cus I was wondering if the non uk people would understand me

“learnt”

 

[emeraldpill]

“learnt”

I forget Americans be retarded and shit

 

[islurwhenitalk]

Nah I remember looking up porn on youtube and unironically watching a masturbation tutorial. That was before I could even cum

 

[emeraldpill]

Nah I remember looking up porn on youtube and unironically watching a masturbation tutorial. That was before I could even cum

Holy cage what do they even show u
Just grip it and go up and down bro

 

[islurwhenitalk]

Holy cage what do they even show u
Just grip it and go up and down bro

It in an animation format and they were telling u to grip ur cock with 2 fingers if it was too small

 

[islurwhenitalk]

I remember the first time I got horny too it was a 6ix9ine music video

 

[emeraldpill]

It in an animation format and they were telling u to grip ur cock with 2 fingers if it was too small

n*****s remembering the relatable details

I remember the first time I got horny too it was a 6ix9ine music video

How bru was it just some hoe shakin ass or what

 

[islurwhenitalk]

n*****s remembering the relatable details

Bro ngl sometimes I do the 2 finger method til I get hard it kinda mogs when ur not in a rush

How bru was it just some hoe shakin ass or what

Yea pretty much