i lie like a mf when im drunk

[Ben07]

and worst thing is ppl believe it, just larped to like 20+ ppl that im a known mma figher in the ufc and every1 thought i was talking the truth, fml i hate that im like this when drunk

 

[1894]

I lie to people that I’ll never meet again quite often
Like an uber driver for example

 

[GermanAngel]

I lie to people that I’ll never meet again quite often
Like an uber driver for example

I love lying to uber drivers

 

[trvecel]

I lie to people that I’ll never meet again quite often
Like an uber driver for example

im too truthful

 

[Ben07]

I lie to people that I’ll never meet again quite often
Like an uber driver for example

im on a vacation, talked w every1 at the hotel abt it. im here for 10 more days. FML