i like shaking my leg really fast

[dipenhydramine]

until da wee wee goes boing boing

 

[Jawggernaut Mewlord]

rally what if it manfiests itself into a worm then tears itself apart from your leg leaving only the dong behind, assuming you even possess it

 

[dipenhydramine]

rally what if it manfiests itself into a worm then tears itself apart from your leg leaving only the dong behind, assuming you even possess it

this fircking happanerd one time it was scary but i fixed it

 

[Jawggernaut Mewlord]

this fircking happanerd one time it was scary but i fixed it

do you have to fix up/maneuver the bones like a rubix cube?

 

[Mandy?]

How would that work

 

[dipenhydramine]

do you have to fix up/maneuver the bones like a rubix cube?

ye its like a gear shifter on an old car

 

[dipenhydramine]

How would that work

idk it always works

 

[MingyuePalaceRuinedMyLife]

until da wee wee goes boing boing

What if it goes "yo wsg"

 

[dipenhydramine]

What if it goes "yo wsg"

ill fricking punch it

 

[jkcwakcjw]

ill fricking punch it

ok lets do the bit im ur ding dong and ill come to life ok

 

[dipenhydramine]

ok lets do the bit im ur ding dong and ill come to life ok

ok lets go

 

[jkcwakcjw]

ok lets go

"herro dont punch me noooo"
and heres the face ill be making

 

[dipenhydramine]

"herro dont punch me noooo"
and heres the face ill be making

i cant frigging punch you

*i hide you away again with shame*

 

[jkcwakcjw]

i cant frigging punch you

*i hide you away again with shame*

and then i transform from tiny sad worm to mighty chinese dragon

muhahahahaha ima naughty worm now
u cant hide me anymore im mighty dragon

 

[dipenhydramine]

and then i transform from tiny sad worm to mighty chinese dragon

muhahahahaha ima naughty worm now
u cant hide me anymore im mighty dragon

i friking knew it thats why i always carry my anti massive chinese dragon gun

 

[jkcwakcjw]

i friking knew it thats why i always carry my anti massive chinese dragon gun

wait no i am kind chinese dragon kind dragon i promise

like this guy i grant u wish ok ok?

 

[dipenhydramine]

wait no i am kind chinese dragon kind dragon i promise

like this guy i grant u wish ok ok?

ok i wish to be happy forever

 

[jkcwakcjw]

ok i wish to be happy forever

big mistake bc the only way to be happy is if i leave
goodbye mistah u wish me away
why u do this to me

 

[dipenhydramine]

big mistake bc the only way to be happy is if i leave
goodbye mistah u wish me away
why u do this to me

nooo im friking sorry mr peenar chinese dragon

i wish that you become the happy peenar dragon and everyone lives happily ever after

 

[jkcwakcjw]

nooo im friking sorry mr peenar chinese dragon

i wish that you become the happy peenar dragon and everyone lives happily ever after

this is all happening in a library restroom ok u have to be very quiet
im the librarian now "shhhh no talking no talking "

 

[milkjar]

gay

 

[dipenhydramine]

this is all happening in a library restroom ok u have to be very quiet
im the librarian now "shhhh no talking no talking "

ok im whispering now

sorry mr chinese angry libraian peenar dragon no more shouting

but then suddenly a huge noise bomb goes off

 

[dipenhydramine]

gay

its da true method blud

 

[jkcwakcjw]

gay

u need to write urself in who r u playing

 

[dipenhydramine]

u need to write urself in who r u playing

he can be the angry library user

 

[jkcwakcjw]

ok im whispering now

sorry mr chinese angry libraian peenar dragon no more shouting

but then suddenly a huge noise bomb goes off

im go back to dragon ok
"ahhhhhh noise im dragon but the #1 weakness of dragon is noise ahhhhhhh i cant cast wishes bc of noise!!!"

 

[dipenhydramine]

im go back to dragon ok
"ahhhhhh noise im dragon but the #1 weakness of dragon is noise ahhhhhhh i cant cast wishes bc of noise!!!"

the noise stops

you better give me my fraking wish or im gonna do bad stuff

 

[jkcwakcjw]

the noise stops

you better give me my fraking wish or im gonna do bad stuff

im angry dragon "no wish!!!! i give no wish to evil man loud in the library i call the cops!!!! u disturb the peace!!!"

 

[jkcwakcjw]

gay

librarian what r u doing @milkjar

 

[milkjar]

librarian what r u doing @milkjar

my neck hurts

 

[dipenhydramine]

im angry dragon "no wish!!!! i give no wish to evil man loud in the library i call the cops!!!! u disturb the peace!!!"

ok buddy lets take this out da library then angry dragon

and now we are in the car park but its the evil car park that forces angry dragons to give people wishes

 

[dipenhydramine]

librarian what r u doing @milkjar

@milkjar a librarian would have stepped in by now

 

[jkcwakcjw]

my neck hurts

bc i have been dragon my nuts on it it is my fault librarian

 

[jkcwakcjw]

ok i will give u ur wish fine
but u must solve my dragon riddle
i am the riddle dragon so the dragon of riddles:
what am I, with wings of fire,
who basks in shadows, but never tires,
i hoard what shines, and in silence I creep,
yet speak too long, and I’ll make you weep

 

[dipenhydramine]

ok i will give u ur wish fine
but u must solve my dragon riddle
i am the riddle dragon so the dragon of riddles:
what am I, with wings of fire,
who basks in shadows, but never tires,
i hoard what shines, and in silence I creep,
yet speak too long, and I’ll make you weep

ok riddle dragon dragon of riddles ill solve your riddle

is it a riddle dragon

 

[jkcwakcjw]

ok riddle dragon dragon of riddles ill solve your riddle

is it a riddle dragon

ok ok u solved my riddle, but the question is have i been played like a fiddle?
i will grant u a wish, but if u wish me away ur pp will always itch

 

[dipenhydramine]

ok ok u solved my riddle, but the question is have i been played like a fiddle?
i will grant u a wish, but if u wish me away ur pp will always itch

no riddle dragon dragon of riddles im glad i solved your riddle but ive never been played like a fiddle

my wish is that my pp never itch

 

[jkcwakcjw]

no riddle dragon dragon of riddles im glad i solved your riddle but ive never been played like a fiddle

my wish is that my pp never itch

ok it will now never itch but the ancient proverb is that the parents scratch the back of their children
so i will take ur parent and replace him for ur pp
muhahahahaha

 

[dipenhydramine]

ok it will now never itch but the ancient proverb is that the parents scratch the back of their children
so i will take ur parent and replace him for ur pp
muhahahahaha

nooooooo

 

[jkcwakcjw]

nooooooo

and this is why u do not anger chinese people bc we all have an evil dragon waiting to hurt u

 

[dipenhydramine]

and this is why u do not anger chinese people bc we all have an evil dragon waiting to hurt u

nooo im sorry my massive evil chinese riddle wish dragon pls make my pp normal again ill do anything

 

[jkcwakcjw]

nooo im sorry my massive evil chinese riddle wish dragon pls make my pp normal again ill do anything

i want to be ur parent now but theres nobody to be the dragon
who wants to be the dragon

 

[dipenhydramine]

i want to be ur parent now but theres nobody to be the dragon
who wants to be the dragon

@milkjar the budget is low we need to reuse actors here

 

[jkcwakcjw]

its ok i can still be the parent
"huuuh son??? son??? its me its ur father"

 

[dipenhydramine]

its ok i can still be the parent
"huuuh son??? son??? its me its ur father"

dad why are you down there

 

[jkcwakcjw]

dad why are you down there

"son!!!!! why am i here?? I thought i died??"

 

[dipenhydramine]

"son!!!!! why am i here?? I thought i died??"

you got turned into the pp by the evil dragon

 

[jkcwakcjw]

you got turned into the pp by the evil dragon

"why is there librarian man next to u son??? r u gay?? i kewl u if u gay!!!!! "

 

[dipenhydramine]

"why is there librarian man next to u son??? r u gay?? i kewl u if u gay!!!!! "

no no no its not what it looks like dad he was just stood with his pants down i swear

 

[jkcwakcjw]

no no no its not what it looks like dad he was just stood with his pants down i swear

we need more people there r too little people and we need more actors
can we get somebody as the librarian please anybody watching