i m at the point where i'm chugging 0,75 l of wine before work just to feel like there's an imaginary buddy in my company

[Altruist]

just lol

the fun begins when it kicks in and i, around 8:40, realize my tongue is absolutely dead and that i can't even respond to a simple hi from some of my coworkers

not to mention the reduction in cognitive capacity

might be over

 

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do you still live with your mom?

 

[Altruist]

do you still live with your mom?

Yeah