Lifefuel / Motivation I made an insane bulking shake 2000KCAL

[Finnishmogger]

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Someone please count the macros for me

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• 2 Bananas
• 100g granola
• 100g cashew nuts
• 100g peanut butter
• 1.5L whole milk
• 4 tablespoons olive oil
• 2 raw eggs
• 4 tablespoons cocoa powder

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Ngl it sounds like a lot but it’s not too bad. Takes me ~1h to drink while watching Youtube.

 

[emeraldpilled]

what is your goal with thisv

 

[Finnishmogger]

what is your goal with thisv

I’m trying to bulk

 

[Finnishmogger]

@Aress count the macros for me

 

[emeraldpilled]

this is more than 2000 calories too

 

[Hyaluronic]

I’m trying to bulk

forum.looksminning.com

 

[over0]

Who bulks + grain sludge

 

[Finnishmogger]

this is more than 2000 calories too

Do you think I can gain 10kg in 2 months by drinking this twice a day + 2 warm meals

 

[Finnishmogger]

Who bulks + grain sludge

I need to I’m underweight.

Girls want a BVLL to dominate them in bed.

 

[Deleted Member 87411]

@Aress count the macros for me

Use a calc online

 

[emeraldpilled]

Do you think I can gain 10kg in 2 months by drinking this twice a day + 2 warm meals

you’ll be a fat piece of lard

 

[Hyaluronic]

Do you think I can gain 10kg in 2 months by drinking this twice a day + 2 warm meals

Naturals are said to gain 8ish kg of oure muscle (if they’re really lucky and doing everything properly) in their first year of training. That means that in the ideal world youll gain about 9 kg of fat

 

[Finnishmogger]

with ease

you’ll also be a fat piece of lard

If I start to gain fat I’ll stop, but I’m certain that I have a condition where I can’t gain fat

 

[Finnishmogger]

Naturals are said to gain 8ish kg of oure muscle (if they’re really lucky and doing everything properly) in their first year of training. That means that in the ideal world youll gain about 9 kg of fat

I’m going to hop on test probably

 

[Newday]

You can literally eat 2000 calories before 12pm its not that hard

 

[FaceIQ]

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Someone please count the macros for me

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• 2 Bananas
• 100g granola
• 100g cashew nuts
• 100g peanut butter
• 1.5L whole milk
• 4 tablespoons olive oil
• 2 raw eggs
• 4 tablespoons cocoa powder

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Ngl it sounds like a lot but it’s not too bad. Takes me ~1h to drink while watching Youtube.

Bulking is retarded

 

[Finnishmogger]

You can literally eat 2000 calories before 12pm its not that hard

Wdym? I do eat meals as well ofc

 

[mus.]

like 3k calories but the carbs will r**e u bro

 

[Finnishmogger]

Bulking is retarded

What if I’m underweight

 

[emeraldpilled]

If I start to gain fat I’ll stop, but I’m certain that I have a condition where I can’t gain fat

you are not immune to the laws of thermodynamics

i haven’t counted macros but i’d guess it’s more than 200g of fat

twice a day is min 400g of fat a day without even counting your other 2 meals

it’s a shit load of carbs too

 

[Newday]

Wdym? I do eat meals as well ofc

It’s not hard to eat 5000cal a day after that yeah then you need these shakes

 

[Finnishmogger]

like 3k calories but the carbs will r**e u bro

carbs are important for muscle growth

 

[mus.]

What if I’m underweight

same but a shake like that is def not the best way to bulk

 

[Finnishmogger]

same but a shake like that is def not the best way to bulk

Maybe

 

[mus.]

carbs are important for muscle growth

approx 200-300gr carbs in the shake, seems excessive to me

 

[Hyaluronic]

I’m going to hop on test probably

“Probably” mate if you don’t even know how much muscle is realistic, how to bulk etc and ask these types of questions on a looksmaxxing forum you should defo do days of research before hoping on test

 

[Finnishmogger]

“Probably” mate if you don’t even know how much muscle is realistic, how to bulk etc and ask these types of questions on a looksmaxxing forum you should defo do days of research before hoping on test

I don’t care too much if I gain a little bit of fat, I’m so underweight

 

[Hyaluronic]

I don’t care too much if I gain a little bit of fat, I’m so underweight

9 kg isn’t a little bit bud

 

[Finnishmogger]

9 kg isn’t a little bit bud

After I’ve bulked I’ll just cut to ~20% bf then hop on winstrol, anavar, test prop, clen and cardarine

 

[Hyaluronic]

After I’ve bulked I’ll just cut to ~20% bf then hop on winstrol, anavar, test prop, clen and cardarine

Holy fuck you don’t even know how to bulk why the fuck are you listening all them steroids

 

[joestar]

No

 

[Hyaluronic]

Nothing wrong with steroids btw, but you have to be knowledgeable about how to run cycles properly or you could botch yourself in all aspects possible. You clearly don’t know anything so learn first and then pin

 

[Hyaluronic]

After I’ve bulked I’ll just cut to ~20% bf then hop on winstrol, anavar, test prop, clen and cardarine

Also 20% is moonface tier

 

[emeraldpilled]

After I’ve bulked I’ll just cut to ~20% bf then hop on winstrol, anavar, test prop, clen and cardarine

@NewFuckingDay this stack is better than anything you’ve ever run btw

 

[Garce]

No need to bulk , I’ll give you a kind gift , up to 10 kilos transferred from me to you

 

[TonyDr]

Who bulks + grain sludge

Ahhh i was searching the @over0 crashout comment when someone eat anything but alive beef