I need help 😭😭

[incel72727]

Guys I’m stuck about 10 km away from my house and at this time of night, nobody is picking up my calls. My two "stoner" friends are lying here out cold. If I call my mum, she will absolutely kill me. I need to get these guys home, brother, I need to book a cab. If you have 5 dollars , please send it over; I swear on my mum's life I'll pay you back tomorrow morning for sure.

 

[yvl]

looks like your gonna be stuck there for awhile bud

 

[2ANA]

n***a defo wanted to get like a meal at kfc but doesnt have any money

 

[incel72727]

n***a defo wanted to get like a meal at kfc but doesnt have any money

If u think like that contro a dollar

 

[rubtistussun]

stick to panhandling f****t

 

[Foid]

Goodluck lil n***a

 

[Ldar_till_htn]

Not giving you anything since I need surgery

 

[kafka ☭]

i got 3500 in my bank atm, im not sparing a dime

 

[Ldar_till_htn]

i got 3500 in my bank atm, im not sparing a dime

W don’t share it with the ethnics

 

[tonisworld]

Do you wanna Dm me we can goon together in your final hours

 

[incel72727]

Pls

i got 3500 in my bank atm, im not sparing a dime

i got 3500 in my bank atm, im not sparing a dime

 

[kafka ☭]

Pls

u see the date? valentines is coming up i need this money, u shouldnt have gotten urself in such a predicament

 

[trueceljester]

Not a single penny

 

[incel72727]

u see the date? valentines is coming up i need this money, u shouldnt have gotten urself in such a predicament

I mean I could pay it back tomorrow u can ask anything in return

 

[Ldar_till_htn]

I mean I could pay it back tomorrow u can ask anything in return

Dick pics ?

 

[incel72727]

I

Dick pics ?

I mean sure I don't mind

 

[trueceljester]

I mean I could pay it back tomorrow u can ask anything in return

Bro this way of scammings low IQ, just start calling bro trust me there's more old men u can finesse than autistic incels

 

[incel72727]

Bro this way of scammings low IQ, just start calling bro trust me there's more old men u can finesse than autistic incels

This thred was just a funny sattire idk why all taking it so serious