Experience I remember some senior in hs slapped my butt when I was 13

[0das0ky0]

Yo this girl was bugging, I didn't even know her and she slapped my booty, I turned around and said who did that and she said it wasn't me, so I turned back around and she tried again, but I used my spider sense to grab her hand before the bunda slap landed, then I used my truecel power to shoot invisible lasers into her

 

[Kaiserreich]

slap hers

 

[0das0ky0]

slap hers

If i did that I would have been expelled and publicly executed

 

[Sammy]

who gaf

 

[snow]

who gaf

People when boys get molested:

 

[Luxe]

Yo I feel like girls like dudes butts whyyy that’s weird like I remember my last girlfriend touched my butt a lot. TMI I’m sry

 

[0das0ky0]

People when boys get molested:

I was harassed by girls way older than me for the longest, prolly cuz I was short

 

[snoopy12]

this reminded me of the episode of friends where chandlers boss kept spanking him

 

[Beatrice.]

Yo this girl was bugging, I didn't even know her and she slapped my booty, I turned around and said who did that and she said it wasn't me, so I turned back around and she tried again, but I used my spider sense to grab her hand before the bunda slap landed, then I used my truecel power to shoot invisible lasers into her

Why this unfunny thing is so funny to me

 

[0das0ky0]

Why this unfunny thing is so funny to me

Ts actually happened