I Thought I Could Bag This Unicorn

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Turns out I couldn't and I was just a short term thing for him. He now actively ignores me and he's MTN+. Tall, Was A Virgin Before Me, Has Rich Parents And Is Super Kind Plus Cute Plus Hes Smart

There's of course that "friend" and "classmate" he mentioned who definitely mogs me in every way imaginable who he probably wants to be with.

 

[Trevor]

Ngl just break up with him

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

Turns out I couldn't and I was just a short term thing for him. He now actively ignores me and he's MTN+. Tall, Was A Virgin Before Me, Has Rich Parents And Is Super Kind Plus Cute Plus Hes Smart

There's of course that "friend" and "classmate" he mentioned who definitely mogs me in every way imaginable who he probably wants to be with.

Why do u be capitalizing everything bro

 

[viasco]

bro knows the method

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Ngl just break up with him

I think he might be busy with the end of the year cortisol spike, but also I said Hello and he left me on read, plus he always says he's busy whenever I try talking to him and he always cancels last minute after we cracked

 

[Torontocel]

Turns out I couldn't and I was just a short term thing for him. He now actively ignores me and he's MTN+. Tall, Was A Virgin Before Me, Has Rich Parents And Is Super Kind Plus Cute Plus Hes Smart

There's of course that "friend" and "classmate" he mentioned who definitely mogs me in every way imaginable who he probably wants to be with.

please shut the fuck up

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Fakecel Stacy rambles, DNR

 

[Roxas]

Turns out I couldn't and I was just a short term thing for him. He now actively ignores me and he's MTN+. Tall, Was A Virgin Before Me, Has Rich Parents And Is Super Kind Plus Cute Plus Hes Smart

There's of course that "friend" and "classmate" he mentioned who definitely mogs me in every way imaginable who he probably wants to be with.

Interesting to hear men ref referred to as unicorns as well

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Interesting to hear men ref referred to as unicorns as well

Tall MTN ain’t no unicorn jfl

 

[Roxas]

Tall MTN ain’t no unicorn jfl

Haha

 

[Roxas]

Haha

Tall MTN ain’t no unicorn jfl

I’m pretty freaking short at 5’8 so I’ll be a star amongst the manlets when I approach 9/10 facial aesthetics

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Tall MTN ain’t no unicorn jfl

He is if you're fat black ltb with autism and bad vibes, trust

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

I’m pretty freaking short at 5’8 so I’ll be a star amongst the manlets when I approach 9/10 facial aesthetics

I think you’re already a unicorn bhai, every girl deserves a guy like you

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

He is if you're fat black ltb with autism and bad vibes, trust

You’re black?

 

[Roxas]

I think you’re already a unicorn bhai, every girl deserves a guy like you

Ty ty I appreciate it

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

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please shut the fuck up

Im ugly as shit and he was basically a fluke, there was no way I could've been with him as an LtR

 

[Torontocel]

when I approach 9/10 facial aesthetics

won't happen without surgery btw

 

[meh.guy]

Turns out I couldn't and I was just a short term thing for him. He now actively ignores me and he's MTN+. Tall, Was A Virgin Before Me, Has Rich Parents And Is Super Kind Plus Cute Plus Hes Smart

There's of course that "friend" and "classmate" he mentioned who definitely mogs me in every way imaginable who he probably wants to be with.

U cracked that, if take that as a win ngl

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

U cracked that, if take that as a win ngl

As a female cracking is not a flex tho

 

[junebug]

I’m pretty freaking short at 5’8 so I’ll be a star amongst the manlets when I approach 9/10 facial aesthetics

height ain't nothing, I've liked a 5'3 guy before

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

height ain't nothing, I've liked a 5'3 guy before

I got rejected by and stalked a 5'1 guy

 

[Roxas]

won't happen without surgery btw

Oh I’m well aware… plan on yt coming soon

 

[meh.guy]

As a female cracking is not a flex tho

It is tho, you just gotta look at it in a different light

 

[Roxas]

height ain't nothing, I've liked a 5'3 guy before

That’s chillin… I appreciate it, unfortunately to get respect on here you kind of have to either own it or just be tall lol

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

It is tho, you just gotta look at it in a different light

I guess, also why the fuck are you all nice and shit I literally threatened to kill you

 

[junebug]

I got rejected by and stalked a 5'1 guy

 

[Roxas]

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Childhood hero

 

[junebug]

That’s chillin… I appreciate it, unfortunately to get respect on here you kind of have to either own it or just be tall lol

Keep your head up

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Childhood hero

WHo are they?

 

[meh.guy]

I guess, also why the fuck are you all nice and shit I literally threatened to kill you

Cuz, I have patience with women

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Cuz, I have patience with women

Based

 

[meh.guy]

Childhood hero

Theeeeeee diamond minecart

 

[Roxas]

Keep your head up

I will… surprisingly I have made it a part of who I am, I’d take short people problems any day

 

[Roxas]

Theeeeeee diamond minecart

What a good man

 

[Roxas]

What a good man

Let’s not have him do anything bad now

 

[meh.guy]

Let’s not have him do anything bad now

Dudes got a whole family, I think we're safe

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Let’s not have him do anything bad now

When your childhood hero has 67 allegations and at most 5 of them aren't true

 

[Torontocel]

I got rejected by and stalked a 5'1 guy

height ain't nothing, I've liked a 5'3 guy before

you know whenever i read this i feel such levels of hate for myself
before realising
i'm perfect and your prob lying too

and go back to normal (Hating Foids)
(minus @SevenColorCrystalBall as she's a black women aka the only brand of women to realistically be incels)

 

[Roxas]

When your childhood hero has 67 allegations and at most 5 of them aren't true

At most 5 jfl