I told my friends that I am gay

[Anna]

Because I accidentally said “there’s no such thing as a friendship between men and women”

It was a mistake

I panicked and said “but how do you know I am straight”

They literally said that it’s clear I am not

Later I told them that I am actually straight though, because it’s retarded to say I am gay because I literally am not and I don’t want them to think I am

I said “I am definitely straight but I will say this, I find being intimate/dating women hard”

 

[Yani]

 

[Ruin]

Then your clitty was leaked and everyone hate you right?