I tried to drive a manual car today and ended up running over a bird. I think I'm going to burn my driver's license.

[lifelover]

im almost turning myself in to the police i am a murderer wtf

 

[lifelover]

aTheresbwas BLODDD FUCKING BLOOD

 

[angelpie]

H

 

[Ruin]

Do you prefer to be burned instead of burying, or what are u trynna imply

 

[lifelover]

H

i

 

[nBarnacle]

im almost turning myself in to the police i am a murderer wtf

RIP random bird

 

[lifelover]

b

Do you prefer to be burned instead of burying, or what are u trynna imply

urned please

 

[lifelover]

RIP random bird

i feel sick legit

 

[Deleted Member 71100]

im almost turning myself in to the police i am a murderer wtf

Very sinister boiii

 

[angelpie]

i

You killed a bird, now eat it

 

[Darkeningstar]

The title is strangely hilarious

I would never hurt birds though

 

[lifelover]

The title is strangely hilarious

I would never hurt birds though

yes @prettybird is safe ig

 

[Darkeningstar]

yes @prettybird is safe ig

If safe means kidnapped and locked up in a castle without access to sunlight, then probably yes

 

[lifelover]

If safe means kidnapped and locked up in a castle without sunlight, then probably yes

CHILL unc

 

[Darkeningstar]

CHILL unc

Who says she doesn't like this?

 

[vespertine]

natural selection

 

[lifelover]

natural selection

true stupid bird with no instincts

i still feel bad bc i had nevr killed anything in my life

 

[Darkeningstar]

true stupid bird with no instincts

Hey hey

 

[sigmagoy]

@Bird

 

[lifelover]

You killed a bird, now eat it

no

im vegan now in protest

 

[emerald]

why wouldn’t you learn manual to begin with

 

[angelpie]

no

im vegan now in protest

Over.

 

[lifelover]

why wouldn’t you learn manual to begin with

i did but i ended forgetting everything

i just suck at driving tbh

 

[Deleted Member 66953]

im almost turning myself in to the police i am a murderer wtf

how could you

 

[Deleted Member 66953]

yes @prettybird is safe ig

yeah until I’m kidnapped and starved to stacylite status just kidding I wouldn’t ever let someone kidnap me if they didn’t let me get my ten thousand steps in I’d go crazy

 

[Deleted Member 66953]

Wishing you a mental recovery and for a bird to never come across your wrath again

 

[Deleted Member 54235]

im almost turning myself in to the police i am a murderer wtf

what kind of bird tho cuz some birds r gross

 

[lifelover]

how could you

i legi still feel a thing in my stomach someone had to wash the wheel for me bc i couldn’t look at it

 

[lifelover]

what kind of bird tho cuz some birds r gross

a silly pigeon

 

[Deleted Member 84302]

a silly pigeon

I once saw a pigeon eat another pigeon

 

[Deleted Member 54235]

a silly pigeon

when u drove off it probably flew uppity up cuz they’re like cats and have 7 lives

 

[lifelover]

I once saw a pigeon eat another pigeon

thats evil wtf

 

[lifelover]

when u drove off it probably flew uppity up cuz they’re like cats and have 7 lives

LOL i wish but i saw the whole thing crushed on the ground

 

[Kaligula567]

@Bird

sad to see

 

[Genetics]

I unironically drive over animals on the road when I get the chance (mostly roadkill) just to make drivers behind me deeply uncomfortable.

 

[lifelover]

I unironically drive over animals on the road when I get the chance (mostly roadkill) just to make drivers behind me deeply uncomfortable.

very dark triad i must say

 

[lifelover]

sad to see

im sorry