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I used to rat out all of my guy friends' crushes before they could confess.
But I'd never let anyone know I was the snitch so it was really funny watching chaos ensue every other week.
There was this one guy who planned to ask this girl out ( he was ugly anyways and she was out of her league ) on final day of the semester. Explained his plan in the discord VC I was in and I promptly just started recording with OBS and shared it to my medium ( I only interacted with this one girl who knew how yo keep her mouth shut ) and she relayed it for me.
Buddy got fucking humiliated the next day and I was trying my best to hold in my laughter
The funniest part was the next day he was up until like 2 am in the VC venting to me about what happened ( didn't know I ratted him out ) while we were playing CS2 and I, yet again, recorded the whole thing.

Cage at troglodytes + props to that one girl I could trust to keep her mouth shut
Made Year 10 ( Grade 10 ) a bit more eventful and tolerable
But I'd never let anyone know I was the snitch so it was really funny watching chaos ensue every other week.
There was this one guy who planned to ask this girl out ( he was ugly anyways and she was out of her league ) on final day of the semester. Explained his plan in the discord VC I was in and I promptly just started recording with OBS and shared it to my medium ( I only interacted with this one girl who knew how yo keep her mouth shut ) and she relayed it for me.
Buddy got fucking humiliated the next day and I was trying my best to hold in my laughter
The funniest part was the next day he was up until like 2 am in the VC venting to me about what happened ( didn't know I ratted him out ) while we were playing CS2 and I, yet again, recorded the whole thing.

Cage at troglodytes + props to that one girl I could trust to keep her mouth shut
Made Year 10 ( Grade 10 ) a bit more eventful and tolerable