Serious I wanna go buy some food but I’m too lazy

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

I could also doordash but I do it so much without tipping I’m starting to think those n*****s are gonna beat the chicken on top of my pizza iykwim

 

[Deleted Member 120940]

starve

 

[2R0I2P0]

I could also doordash but I do it so much without tipping I’m starting to think those n*****s are gonna beat the chicken on top of my pizza iykwim

don't you have nothing in your house to munch on?

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

starve

f****t it doesn’t feel good to starve

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

don't you have nothing in your house to munch on?

I only have Coke Zero

 

[2R0I2P0]

I only have Coke Zero

not even rice and shit?

 

[paulyune]

I could also doordash but I do it so much without tipping I’m starting to think those n*****s are gonna beat the chicken on top of my pizza iykwim

just tip 5 dollars and theyll treat it like its pristine

 

[Deleted Member 120940]

f****t it doesn’t feel good to starve

it does if you do it for long enough and it will whenever you look down at the scale....

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

not even rice and shit?

Nah I usually only doordash 24/7 haven’t been in the supermarket it months

 

[2R0I2P0]

Nah I usually only doordash 24/7 haven’t been in the supermarket it months

go for an instant ramen and force yourself to go to the store rice and lentils or taters are absolute heaven whenever your lazy to go out don't forget some limes

 

[The Centipede]

Drag the delivery man into your house, and keep him.

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Drag the delivery man into your house, and keep him.

Why would I wanna hold some Currycel captive the n***a comes into my apartment complex yelling to 40 other n*****s on his phone from India or some shit

Jfl that shit is pure science and the n***a comes on call every time

 

[The Centipede]

You could have him make you curry every day.