I want a cig so bad

[The cat from The Matrix]

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[slopslinger]

if you had to guess, how many would fit up ur cooch ?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

if you had to guess, how many would fit up ur cooch ?

I dont have one i sanded it down i am a like a barbie doll downstairs

 

[slopslinger]

I dont have one i sanded it down i am a like a barbie doll downstairs

I'm guessing at least 2 cartons

 

[Deleted Member 64900]

this is a turn off, don’t let your bf see this

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

this is a turn off, don’t let your bf see this

Dude I'm gonna tie him up and make him smoke a pack

 

[Deleted Member 64900]

Dude I'm gonna tie him up and make him smoke a pack

the fact that you said this as a joke but he would love it is cagefuel to me.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

the fact that you said this as a joke but he would love it is cagefuel to me.

Yeah while thats going on I'll shoot heroin into his toes.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I'm guessing at least 2 cartons
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Get the Winston's AWAY from me. At least make em vogues

 

[slopslinger]

Yeah while thats going on I'll shoot heroin into his toes.

wtf ur gonna give me another abscess

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

wtf ur gonna give me another abscess

Ure not the one getting the heroin bud calm ya tits

 

[slopslinger]

Ure not the one getting the heroin bud calm ya tits

neither are u with all the fat hiding ur itty bitty girl veins.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

neither are u with all the fat hiding ur itty bitty girl veins.

Doctors have always complimented my veins on my left arm so idk abt that bud

 

[slopslinger]

Doctors have always complimented my veins on my left arm so idk abt that bud

luckily for u they make cow needles, just forget Abt anything over 27 gauge sis

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

luckily for u they make cow needles, just forget Abt anything over 27 gauge sis

Ure always looking out for me sis

 

[ey88]

i wanna drink so bad

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

i wanna drink so bad

Both....

 

[ey88]

Both....

i still havent drank since the t break

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

i still havent drank since the t break

Boy wtf i thought u was drunk this whole time

 

[ey88]

Boy wtf is thought u was drunk this whole time

im out of alcohol and im on accutane so i dont wanna destroy my liver too badly

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

im out of alcohol and im on accutane so i dont wanna destroy my liver too badly

What a champ