Serious I WAS IN AN ACCIDENT TODAY

[muscipla]

so basically i was omw to school on my bike rite
and i was on a road where i had priority
suddenly a car shows up from the left going way to fast n they brake too late
luckily i already slowed down so instead of the car hitting me from the side at like 30kmh i hit him in the side going pretty slowly like 25-20kmh
my bike was alr the impact wasnt too big, only had a couple scratches on my leg
they guy immediatly got out n asked if i was alr, checked the damage (his car was scratched), he said no worries, made sure i was alr again n drove off
prolly coudlve made like 5k from insurance off that but it is what it is ig
the guy was pretty shady too prolly a mossad agent
are they tryna slime me out
@misclick @trueceljester @Yani

 

[trvecel]

so basically i was omw to school on my bike rite
and i was on a road where i had priority
suddenly a car shows up from the left going way to fast n they brake too late
luckily i already slowed down so instead of the car hitting me from the side at like 30kmh i hit him in the side going pretty slowly like 25-20kmh
my bike was alr the impact wasnt too big, only had a couple scratches on my leg
they guy immediatly got out n asked if i was alr, checked the damage (his car was scratched), he said no worries, made sure i was alr again n drove off
prolly coudlve made like 5k from insurance off that but it is what it is ig
the guy was pretty shady too prolly a mossad agent
are they tryna slime me out
@misclick @trueceljester @Yani

Guy avoided the Jews making him "mysteriously commit suicide" Mirin g

 

[Deleted Member 104212]

one time I got hit by a rabid foid that ran through a red light and she just kept driving

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

its the fakecel secret service after they found out about u e-dating

 

[muscipla]

its the fakecel secret service after they found out about u e-dating

didnt know org had a secret service
is master the ceo

 

[muscipla]

Guy avoided the Jews making him "mysteriously commit suicide" Mirin g

deadass might be tho even i doubt if it could be fatal
my bikes illegal tho so if they got insurance w it itd be my fault

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

didnt know org had a secret service
is master the ceo

yes do u think that n****r has the athletic abilities to do anything but sit in a chair commanding others all day

 

[misclick]

so basically i was omw to school on my bike rite
and i was on a road where i had priority
suddenly a car shows up from the left going way to fast n they brake too late
luckily i already slowed down so instead of the car hitting me from the side at like 30kmh i hit him in the side going pretty slowly like 25-20kmh
my bike was alr the impact wasnt too big, only had a couple scratches on my leg
they guy immediatly got out n asked if i was alr, checked the damage (his car was scratched), he said no worries, made sure i was alr again n drove off
prolly coudlve made like 5k from insurance off that but it is what it is ig
the guy was pretty shady too prolly a mossad agent
are they tryna slime me out
@misclick @trueceljester @Yani

u dont have a lot of time left son go fuck a stacy

 

[muscipla]

u dont have a lot of time left son go fuck a stacy

b-but stacy doesnt want meayh

 

[misclick]

b-but stacy doesnt want meayh

hows it going w that girl from workplace

 

[muscipla]

hows it going w that girl from workplace

havent seen her since
honestly didnt expect anything from it tho

 

[misclick]

havent seen her since
honestly didnt expect anything from it tho

did her bday alr pass? did u wish her

 

[muscipla]

did her bday alr pass? did u wish her

ye n she js said thank youu w the extra u
she also stopped working at the same days as me idk why
over

 

[Shkypot]

so basically i was omw to school on my bike rite
and i was on a road where i had priority
suddenly a car shows up from the left going way to fast n they brake too late
luckily i already slowed down so instead of the car hitting me from the side at like 30kmh i hit him in the side going pretty slowly like 25-20kmh
my bike was alr the impact wasnt too big, only had a couple scratches on my leg
they guy immediatly got out n asked if i was alr, checked the damage (his car was scratched), he said no worries, made sure i was alr again n drove off
prolly coudlve made like 5k from insurance off that but it is what it is ig
the guy was pretty shady too prolly a mossad agent
are they tryna slime me out
@misclick @trueceljester @Yani

glad your okay bhai

 

[misclick]

over

 

[muscipla]

glad your okay bhai

atleast i had a excuse to skip my test tday