I was so close to getting an e-gf.

[PingPong]

I was on payphone and I was talking to this girl, we're from the same area, both like bdsm, she fetishizes tall men, etc

And just as I'm about to ask for her username my mum walks into my room, go off the tab cause I ain't letting mumzy know am a discord neckbeard, go back in chat... "hello you there?" "pingpong I think your internet has gone off" "ok then bye"

Brutal.

 

[SASALELE]

better luck next time

 

[BigDihDiddy]

I wouldn’t accept e gf even if she payed me for it

 

[PingPong]

I wouldn’t accept e gf even if she payed me for it

Ok bro it turns into a real relationship, chill

 

[BigDihDiddy]

Ok bro it turns into a real relationship, chill

Yeah real after she cucks u with 40 different n*****s before in person meet up

 

[PingPong]

Yeah real after she cucks u with 40 different n*****s before the in person meet up

 

[Night]

pingpong the kids are crying

 

[Harold O'Brien]

Gl out there bro

 

[PingPong]

pingpong the kids are crying

Don't insult me.

 

[PingPong]

Gl out there bro

Thank you, Harold. You always have great advice.

 

[Spuffy]

Yeah real after she cucks u with 40 different n*****s before in person meet up

i saw what you wrote before you edited it out and you know thats not true

 

[uncannysub5]

im sorry man

 

[drchad]

I was on payphone and I was talking to this girl, we're from the same area, both like bdsm, she fetishizes tall men, etc

And just as I'm about to ask for her username my mum walks into my room, go off the tab cause I ain't letting mumzy know am a discord neckbeard, go back in chat... "hello you there?" "pingpong I think your internet has gone off" "ok then bye"

Brutal.

maybe your mother saved you

 

[BigDihDiddy]

i saw what you wrote before you edited it out and you know thats not true

That’s cause I thought @Schizotypalcel had well known cuck on his bio now it’s well known autist so it didn’t work for the example