I wish i was a seal

[RottingCarrie]

I wanna be a seal and slap my belly

 

[zombiebeatz2006]

I would eat you

 

[dove]

id be the first to feed u fish

 

[RottingCarrie]

I would eat you

Ur evil! I just wanna be a happy cute little seal

 

[zombiebeatz2006]

Ur evil! I just wanna be a happy cute little seal

I would kidnap you and put in my pool

 

[RottingCarrie]

id be the first to feed u fish

FEED ME

 

[snow]

Yeah seems like a chill existence. I would prolly be a sloth or a koala

 

[thisisretard]

human existence mogs to shit that seal primitive thing

 

[thisisretard]

only a human can be happy

 

[fashist]

Yeah seems like a chill existence. I would prolly be a sloth or a koala

Ngl me and my sister used to get called sloths in primary school and i thought it was because we were like the slowest kids at running
Now i realise its because we both have wide ipds of doom

 

[Love]

I wanna be a seal and slap my belly

why not be a dog

 

[Bideltoid]

I wanna be a seal and slap my belly

not outrunning me

 

[RottingCarrie]

why not be a dog

Cuz harp seals !

 

[joestar]

You would be a ugly seal

 

[RottingCarrie]

You would be a ugly seal

No such thing

Why do you always talk about how I look btw dont you have something else to do than harass a random woman on a looksmaxxing forum

 

[joestar]

No such thing

Why do you always talk about how I look btw dont you have something else to do than harass a random woman on a looksmaxxing forum

I don't

 

[RottingCarrie]

I don't

Pick up more hours at McDonald's or something then, youre acting like youve never seen a below average girl

 

[vivi]

why not be a dog

im already an abused mutt

 

[Love]

im already an abused mutt

W

 

[vivi]

W

W??

 

[RottingCarrie]

im already an abused mutt

Same i rejected a guy irl that was serious cuz I was so used to being asked out as a joke

 

[Love]

W??

W 2vi

 

[vivi]

W 2vi

Im afraid you will suffer the same fate as dashas dad

 

[joestar]

Pick up more hours at McDonald's or something then, youre acting like youve never seen a below average girl

I already have money just I like hating on you specifically

 

[RottingCarrie]

I already have money just I like hating on you specifically

But why? I honestly dont understand am I just the worse looking girl here or is it cuz I larp alot

 

[Exeggutor]

I wish I was a Grizzly Bear

 

[Starlet]

But why? I honestly dont understand am I just the worse looking girl here or is it cuz I larp alot

It’s not true

 

[RottingCarrie]

It’s not true

He hates on like 4 girls here all of which he calls ltbs

 

[Starlet]

He hates on like 4 girls here all of which he calls ltbs

hates on all of them tbh