I wish my accounting teacher would groom me

[virgile]

she's my only female teacher and when she talks to me I get this uncontrollable urge to breed , my major is math based so everyone in my class is ugly and asocial so I might get a halo from that , she's unironically friendlier with me than with my other classmates , if I feel like ruining my university life one day I'll shoot my shot

 

[emeraldpill]

Genio alt

 

[virgile]

Genio alt

yikes

 

[Lentil]

she's my only female teacher and when she talks to me I get this uncontrollable urge to breed , my major is math based so everyone in my class is ugly and asocial so I might get a halo from that , she's unironically friendlier with me than with my other classmates , if I feel like ruining my university life one day I'll shoot my shot

You can’t be groomed you’re a legal adult

 

[ghoulmania]

fuck virgil


-ye

 

[virgile]

You can’t be groomed you’re a legal adult

so I won't be a weirdo for fucking 18 year olds when I'm 35 ? great news thank you

 

[Lentil]

so I won't be a weirdo for fucking 18 year olds when I'm 35 ? great news thank you

Never said it’s not weird but it’s not grooming

 

[virgile]

Never said it’s not weird but it’s not grooming

grooming is a psychological phenomenon not a criminal offense , it doesn't apply to minors only you can be 25 and still get groomed psychologically by someone older

 

[Lentil]

grooming is a psychological phenomenon not a criminal offense , it doesn't apply to minors only you can be 25 and still get groomed psychologically by someone older

In your case, not that I agree, it still wouldn’t be grooming because you’re the one being weird

 

[MirinNero]

she's my only female teacher and when she talks to me I get this uncontrollable urge to breed , my major is math based so everyone in my class is ugly and asocial so I might get a halo from that , she's unironically friendlier with me than with my other classmates , if I feel like ruining my university life one day I'll shoot my shot

 

[virgile]

In your case, not that I agree, it still wouldn’t be grooming because you’re the one being weird

in actuality it would because my title says "I wish that my teacher would groom me" meaning that if it happens that means that she groomed me , me "wanting" it wouldn't mean it didnt happen

 

[Lentil]

in actuality it would because my title says "I wish that my teacher would groom me" meaning that if it happens that means that she groomed me , me "wanting" it wouldn't mean it didnt happen

I’m sure she doesn’t want you and the plotting it definitely nulls any “grooming” that would take place

 

[virgile]

I’m sure she doesn’t want you and the plotting it definitely nulls any “grooming” that would take place

your brain has such low capacities let me use an analogy so maybe you'll be able to understand , let's say a girl has a sick fantasy which is to get "graped" , if one day she actually gets "graped" , just because she had this sick fantasy wouldn't mean that in actuality she didn't get "graped" , the intent has nothing to do with what happened in reality , got it or do I need to use simpler words ?