if I sit down, I must eventually stand up.

[slopslinger]

but if I stand up, I must have once been sitting. which is it?

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Sounds like a cuck going thru a crisis on how to sit in a chair bud.

 

[James Othy]

but if I stand up, I must have once been sitting. which is it?

You don't ever have to stand up. In fact it's not guaranteed that you'll ever stand up again if you happen to be sitting down.

 

[slopslinger]

Sounds like a cuck going thru a crisis on how to sit in a chair bud.

if I sit, I submit to the bulls dominance. but if I refuse to sit, I let the bull dictate my actions. therefore, I lose whether I sit or stand

 

[jkcwakcjw]

if I sit, I submit to the bulls dominance. but if I refuse to sit, I let the bull dictate my actions. therefore, I lose whether I sit or stand

who is the bull?

 

[slopslinger]

You don't ever have to stand up. In fact it's not guaranteed that you'll ever stand up again if you happen to be sitting down.

if standing up is not guaranteed, then sitting down is an irreversible state. but if sitting is irreversible at some point I must have been permanently standing. which means sitting was never truly an option but here I sit. how did I get here?

 

[slopslinger]

who is the bull?

@the BULL

 

[Darkeningstar]

if standing up is not guaranteed, then sitting down is an irreversible state

Huh

 

[James Othy]

if standing up is not guaranteed, then sitting down is an irreversible state. but if sitting is irreversible at some point I must have been permanently standing. which means sitting was never truly an option but here I sit. how did I get here?

That's so stupid. Standing is not the reverse of sitting. And sitting is definitely not the reverse of standing.