If life isn't a joke how did they go to war before guns and then still wanted to procreate

[Deleted Member 82102]

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils fondled and his bottom seared
And his penis split and his

 

[Oryza]

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils fondled and his bottom seared
And his penis split and his

Humans naturally want to fight eachother to resolve issues

 

[Deleted Member 82102]

so retards, and not just 'solve' but 'resolve' issues, meaning it's just gonna keep reeing