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if u post slay threads ur lame

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but anyway

Full NYE recap and slay story - blessed by Mother Nature​


At the end of the night I started screaming at people to get the fuck out of the bar and some BBC tried to fight me and I didnt back down even though he would prob beat me up and some girl admired it and struck up a convo. I dnrd the bitch and aggressively fucked her off to leave the bar despite her being hot.

Bitch wouldnt back down despite me DNRing her and her friends kept trying to set me up with her since im a high trust mogger. They were about to leave and she gave me her number to meet up later. I knew the logistics were shit since I crashed my car on baclofen and would have no way to meet.

Thankfully, it started pouring rain and I let her back in the bar while i cleaned up and she fully LDARed her friends. I said I would only let her in not her group of 3 friends. I found it shocking that the bitch agreed to these terms to be solo in a bar she doesnt work at despite not knowing anyone. I called an uber shortly after and Irish excited out. I tried to not let anyone see but some other bitch I used to get with at my job saw that shit.

When we got to my house my dog started going ER barking and almost woke up my parents so I had to put her in the bathroom rofl. I started distractionmaxing the girl with random tasks like filling the dog bowl, getting us water, taking off shoes to go quickly take viagra and wait for it to kick in. I was jestermaxing for a while and she kept trying to escalate which i ignored, since I wouldnt be able to fuck until the silden was active.

We eventually started kissing and I undressed her in my bed, she had a giga good body and I fingermaxed her while i tested if my dick was working. If your wondering why I am making a strong point in this, its because cocaine brutalizes ur dick and its almost impossible to get decent EQ. I was half chubbed and told the girl to top me off to get a morsel of erection quality to P-V max her.

My dick game was giga underwhelming at first and the bitch prob wasnt too stimulated, then I got good EQ and pounded her to the point where she needed a break mid sex. I lasted maybe 25 min and then had a heart rate of like 140 BPM ROFL. I was sweating endlessly and pumped the life out of the bitch. She fell asleep in maybe 2 min and I wanted to keep going but she was already gonzo. I woke up today and pumped again when I woke up which mogged, then she ubered home.

The bitch was HTB and everyone at work was saying she was a really good slay. Killer body especially, @ecoli can attest to the daytime events but didnt stay for late night.
 
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but anyway

Full NYE recap and slay story - blessed by Mother Nature​


At the end of the night I started screaming at people to get the fuck out of the bar and some BBC tried to fight me and I didnt back down even though he would prob beat me up and some girl admired it and struck up a convo. I dnrd the bitch and aggressively fucked her off to leave the bar despite her being hot.

Bitch wouldnt back down despite me DNRing her and her friends kept trying to set me up with her since im a high trust mogger. They were about to leave and she gave me her number to meet up later. I knew the logistics were shit since I crashed my car on baclofen and would have no way to meet.

Thankfully, it started pouring rain and I let her back in the bar while i cleaned up and she fully LDARed her friends. I said I would only let her in not her group of 3 friends. I found it shocking that the bitch agreed to these terms to be solo in a bar she doesnt work at despite not knowing anyone. I called an uber shortly after and Irish excited out. I tried to not let anyone see but some other bitch I used to get with at my job saw that shit.

When we got to my house my dog started going ER barking and almost woke up my parents so I had to put her in the bathroom rofl. I started distractionmaxing the girl with random tasks like filling the dog bowl, getting us water, taking off shoes to go quickly take viagra and wait for it to kick in. I was jestermaxing for a while and she kept trying to escalate which i ignored, since I wouldnt be able to fuck until the silden was active.

We eventually started kissing and I undressed her in my bed, she had a giga good body and I fingermaxed her while i tested if my dick was working. If your wondering why I am making a strong point in this, its because cocaine brutalizes ur dick and its almost impossible to get decent EQ. I was half chubbed and told the girl to top me off to get a morsel of erection quality to P-V max her.

My dick game was giga underwhelming at first and the bitch prob wasnt too stimulated, then I got good EQ and pounded her to the point where she needed a break mid sex. I lasted maybe 25 min and then had a heart rate of like 140 BPM ROFL. I was sweating endlessly and pumped the life out of the bitch. She fell asleep in maybe 2 min and I wanted to keep going but she was already gonzo. I woke up today and pumped again when I woke up which mogged, then she ubered home.

The bitch was HTB and everyone at work was saying she was a really good slay. Killer body especially, @ecoli can attest to the daytime events but didnt stay for late night.
Rookie, I get 180bpm walking to the fridge
 
I remember I was really sad and posted a fake one
 
but anyway

Full NYE recap and slay story - blessed by Mother Nature​


At the end of the night I started screaming at people to get the fuck out of the bar and some BBC tried to fight me and I didnt back down even though he would prob beat me up and some girl admired it and struck up a convo. I dnrd the bitch and aggressively fucked her off to leave the bar despite her being hot.

Bitch wouldnt back down despite me DNRing her and her friends kept trying to set me up with her since im a high trust mogger. They were about to leave and she gave me her number to meet up later. I knew the logistics were shit since I crashed my car on baclofen and would have no way to meet.

Thankfully, it started pouring rain and I let her back in the bar while i cleaned up and she fully LDARed her friends. I said I would only let her in not her group of 3 friends. I found it shocking that the bitch agreed to these terms to be solo in a bar she doesnt work at despite not knowing anyone. I called an uber shortly after and Irish excited out. I tried to not let anyone see but some other bitch I used to get with at my job saw that shit.

When we got to my house my dog started going ER barking and almost woke up my parents so I had to put her in the bathroom rofl. I started distractionmaxing the girl with random tasks like filling the dog bowl, getting us water, taking off shoes to go quickly take viagra and wait for it to kick in. I was jestermaxing for a while and she kept trying to escalate which i ignored, since I wouldnt be able to fuck until the silden was active.

We eventually started kissing and I undressed her in my bed, she had a giga good body and I fingermaxed her while i tested if my dick was working. If your wondering why I am making a strong point in this, its because cocaine brutalizes ur dick and its almost impossible to get decent EQ. I was half chubbed and told the girl to top me off to get a morsel of erection quality to P-V max her.

My dick game was giga underwhelming at first and the bitch prob wasnt too stimulated, then I got good EQ and pounded her to the point where she needed a break mid sex. I lasted maybe 25 min and then had a heart rate of like 140 BPM ROFL. I was sweating endlessly and pumped the life out of the bitch. She fell asleep in maybe 2 min and I wanted to keep going but she was already gonzo. I woke up today and pumped again when I woke up which mogged, then she ubered home.

The bitch was HTB and everyone at work was saying she was a really good slay. Killer body especially, @ecoli can attest to the daytime events but didnt stay for late night.
Underwhelming but tales
 
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