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If you want to be a good husband, you must eat the fish

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n9wiff said:
I'm sorry buckos but foreplay is necessary and you need to make her feel the most earth-shattering orgasm THRICE before even thinking about putting it in.

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That's absolutely not true. Foreplay is for guys who girls aren't really attracted to. I've been married for 6 years and have never once done foreplay or put my mouth on cunny. Not once. I've never been denied sex either. Girls really like it when you spontaneously manipulate their bodies however you want and just fuck them. Do it on the kitchen floor or somewhere a bit unconventional if you want her to get off good. Girls that need to get warmed up aren't really into you. It should take her 15 seconds max to be ready for you to put it in.
 
James Othy said:
That's absolutely not true. Foreplay is for guys who girls aren't really attracted to. I've been married for 6 years and have never once done foreplay or put my mouth on cunny. Not once. I've never been denied sex either. Girls really like it when you spontaneously manipulate their bodies however you want and just fuck them. Do it on the kitchen floor or somewhere a bit unconventional if you want her to get off good. Girls that need to get warmed up aren't really into you. It should take her 15 seconds max to be ready for you to put it in.
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You have Orc pheno + geomaxxer

It's different for us
 
James Othy said:
I've never eaten pussy in my life and have been fucking long before I set foot outside of the US. And no I wasn't a geomaxxer. I was an expat.
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You might be right

but I'm still gonna eat the fish sooner or later, and you can't stop me.

Then I will procreate and start a family that rivals the Rankins
 
James Othy said:
That's absolutely not true. Foreplay is for guys who girls aren't really attracted to. I've been married for 6 years and have never once done foreplay or put my mouth on cunny. Not once. I've never been denied sex either. Girls really like it when you spontaneously manipulate their bodies however you want and just fuck them. Do it on the kitchen floor or somewhere a bit unconventional if you want her to get off good. Girls that need to get warmed up aren't really into you. It should take her 15 seconds max to be ready for you to put it in.
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Ill keep this in mind
dont want to be a reddit simp like OP (jk n9wiff you arent a reddit simp)
 
n9wiff said:
You might be right

but I'm still gonna eat the fish sooner or later, and you can't stop me.

Then I will procreate and start a family that rivals the Rankins
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If you like it then go ahead. Just don't be doing because you think it's necessary. It's not.
 
Whitepill said:
Ill keep this in mind
dont want to be a reddit simp like OP (jk n9wiff you arent a reddit simp)
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You will regret this

Our third official forum battle has begun ( Score so far is 0 - 2 btw )
 
n9wiff said:
I'm sorry buckos but foreplay is necessary and you need to make her feel the most earth-shattering orgasm THRICE before even thinking about putting it in.

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Based thread. Dudes have no idea how foreplay and eating her out makes them ultra wild.
Women can orgasm multiple times in a row
You have a special power and you haven't showed your dick yet

I agree with James to an extend because even with large amount of foreplay and eating her out if she isn't attracted to you she will not cum either
 
Axii said:
Waiting for an opportunity to have intimacy alone and in a appropriate location

+ her parents don’t want her to be in a relationship, so I can’t go over there and just do it in her room
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Take her into the woods. It's winter now but sand is good. If it's warmer outside you can take her to a golf course at night and bang her in the sand traps.
 
Axii said:
Her dad got way too comfortable too fast with one of her exs which have unfortunately ra**ed her - doesn’t want it to happen again so he wants time
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Lol, he didn't r**e her. She lied to her daddy and she lied to you as well.
 
n9wiff said:
I'm sorry buckos but foreplay is necessary and you need to make her feel the most earth-shattering orgasm THRICE before even thinking about putting it in.

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Did ya'll not know this? I thought it was common sense to eat and finger your girl for at least 15 min before ever putting it in. And all that should only happen after a 5 minute make out session.

Additionally the best way to avoid any fish smell is to start out in the shower together.

Did ya'll really need to be told this??
 
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