im 26 years old and i've only ever had e-gfs

[isimostar]

@bruhtoobrutal
@pepelkant
how am I supposed to cope with this brahs

 

[slopslinger]

atp maybe swallow your pride and hire a prostitute

 

[isimostar]

atp maybe swallow your pride and hire a prostitute

i've fucked over 50 hookers not kidding

 

[swanneo]

try to meet a girl through the apps or irl but fake being nt don't say anything that might weird her out

 

[slopslinger]

i've fucked over 50 hookers not kidding

tinder doesn't work for you?

 

[isimostar]

try to meet a girl through the apps or irl but fake being nt don't say anything that might weird her out

I don't have the looks/race for meeting women on apps or IRL

 

[GUPAGUPA]

commit to faggotry and move on i guess

 

[glamourpursuer]

can u give me a tutorial on how to get an e gf

 

[swanneo]

I don't have the looks/race for meeting women on apps or IRL

nothing lost by trying

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

Did you ever consider reading How to Win Friends and Influence People?

 

[isimostar]

tinder doesn't work for you?

Not even with tinder gold, platinum, boosts, super likes, etc
I probably spent hundreds of dollars on tinder before I just gave up and started catfishing. I haven't made a legit tinder in years

 

[isimostar]

nothing lost by trying

I would lose my sanity and ego

 

[slopslinger]

Did you ever consider reading How to Win Friends and Influence People?

ees
a goed buk bru

 

[swanneo]

I would lose my sanity and ego

if you've already resorted to prostitutes i feel like that's more ego crushing than not getting likes on an app

 

[slopslinger]

nothing lost by trying

swaneo ur so wise omg

 

[slopslinger]

if you've already resorted to prostitutes i feel like that's more ego crushing than not getting likes on an app

THIS

 

[isimostar]

Did you ever consider reading How to Win Friends and Influence People?

No. I have read "The Tate Bible" by Andrew Tate, however.

 

[swanneo]

swaneo ur so wise omg

are u being ironic haha

 

[slopslinger]

are u being ironic haha

no, few simple words convey much

 

[isimostar]

can u give me a tutorial on how to get an e gf

Well idk. Honestly most girls I just cry to them about being ugly and if I'm lucky they'll be like "oh u sweet poor baby i dont care about looks!!!" and then we talk and call and stuff and it feels nice until I get insecure and I crash out on them and get real fucking angry and block them or something

this has happened a few times

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

No. I have read "The Tate Bible" by Andrew Tate, however.

It's sufficient. In reality, I have never once seen someone completely unlovable who doesn't suffer from Proteus syndrome or likewise.
There's someone out there for you. Eventually, life improves. At least, I hope it will for you.

 

[Nenestar]

Are e-gfs even worth it?

Seems like a waste of time, when you really don't get anything.

 

[isimostar]

if you've already resorted to prostitutes i feel like that's more ego crushing than not getting likes on an app

Nah, because with hookers you don't really have to experience the shame of failure. You just pay, get your bidness over with,and it's done. Using tinder is a humiliation ritual and they screenshot your pics and send it to their friends, as if they were personally insulted that you would right swipe them

 

[GUPAGUPA]

Well idk. Honestly most girls I just cry to them about being ugly and if I'm lucky they'll be like "oh u sweet poor baby i dont care about looks!!!" and then we talk and call and stuff and it feels nice until I get insecure and I crash out on them and get real fucking angry and block them or something

this has happened a few times

your fault btw

 

[isimostar]

Are e-gfs even worth it?

Seems like a waste of time, when you really don't get anything.

It feels nice. I like talking about romance, late night calls, talk of meeting up, etc. I've never realized anything with it, but maybe it could be nice if it actually worked out. I talked to a girl from your country recently actually. She seemed to like me, and I had shown her all of my looksmax posts about hating women and shit. She found them amusing. I ended up blocking her because some australian e-girl came back into my life and I wanted to be dedicated to her, but things didn't work out. So I did it all for nothing.

 

[GUPAGUPA]

It feels nice. I like talking about romance, late night calls, talk of meeting up, etc. I've never realized anything with it, but maybe it could be nice if it actually worked out. I talked to a girl from your country recently actually. She seemed to like me, and I had shown her all of my looksmax posts about hating women and shit. She found them amusing. I ended up blocking her because some australian e-girl came back into my life and I wanted to be dedicated to her, but things didn't work out. So I did it all for nothing.

alright i disliked you, now we're even and i forgive you

 

[isimostar]

alright i disliked you, now we're even and i forgive you

i don't want forgiveness
if you're not with me
then you're my enemy

 

[GUPAGUPA]

i don't want forgiveness
if you're not with me
then you're my enemy

same

 

[Deleted Member 69105]

It feels nice. I like talking about romance, late night calls, talk of meeting up, etc. I've never realized anything with it, but maybe it could be nice if it actually worked out. I talked to a girl from your country recently actually. She seemed to like me, and I had shown her all of my looksmax posts about hating women and shit. She found them amusing. I ended up blocking her because some australian e-girl came back into my life and I wanted to be dedicated to her, but things didn't work out. So I did it all for nothing.

This is all your fault brah she was already in the bag

 

[isimostar]

This is all your fault brah she was already in the bag

Eh. She was also super autistic so I felt like it wouldn’t work. I had no idea how to navigate our interactions sometimes. Me and the australian girl had a nice thing going and I really liked her but I kinda “e-cheated” on her and she found out and then our relationship never recovered.

 

[Deleted Member 69105]

Eh. She was also super autistic so I felt like it wouldn’t work. I had no idea how to navigate our interactions sometimes. Me and the australian girl had a nice thing going and I really liked her but I kinda “e-cheated” on her and she found out and then our relationship never recovered.

Autistic girls fog basic girls smv-wise for me

 

[isimostar]

Autistic girls fog basic girls smv-wise for me

A little neurodivergence is a plus, but too much and I just don’t know how to even speak to them or read them.

 

[Altruist]

Well idk. Honestly most girls I just cry to them about being ugly and if I'm lucky they'll be like "oh u sweet poor baby i dont care about looks!!!" and then we talk and call and stuff and it feels nice until I get insecure and I crash out on them and get real fucking angry and block them or something

this has happened a few times

Giga iq

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

@bruhtoobrutal
@pepelkant
how am I supposed to cope with this brahs

E-pussy is better anyways, cope with downing down liters of alcohol and banging more hookers.

 

[isimostar]

E-pussy is better anyways, cope with downing down liters of alcohol and banging more hookers.

E girls ignore me to play fucking roblox like I can’t see their discord activity

 

[isimostar]

@ey88

 

[swt]

I don't have the looks/race for meeting women on apps or IRL

what race are you and what would u rate urself

 

[swt]

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@ey88

lets play roblox n***a

 

[ey88]

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@ey88

Brutal

where do you even find e-girls? i need one

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

E girls ignore me to play fucking roblox like I can’t see their discord activity

there just playing hard to get. E-girls always crave attention

 

[isimostar]

Brutal

where do you even find e-girls? i need one

I found her on duolicious
i got boobs and bellybutton from her theyre hot

there just playing hard to get. E-girls always crave attention

for real
i wish they would just be easy and nice and let me be romantic to them

 

[isimostar]

what race are you and what would u rate urself

half black half white
0/10

 

[swt]

half black half white
0/10

if you can pull e-girls why cant you pull girls irl

 

[isimostar]

if you can pull e-girls why cant you pull girls irl

cause this ain't real life lil pup
irl girls only care about looks
online girls are weirdos and they like my personality cause my personality is AWESOME

 

[swt]

cause this ain't real life lil pup
irl girls only care about looks
online girls are weirdos and they like my personality cause my personality is AWESOME

you must be talking to some band kids then , n****r.

girls online care about looks aswell, i have experience from both worlds and i can guarantee you that unless your fw some band trannies

 

[isimostar]

you must be talking to some band kids then , n****r.

girls online care about looks aswell, i have experience from both worlds and i can guarantee you that unless your fw some band trannies

i don't think they are band kids, but they do all seem a little neurodivergent
idk
i feel online weird women don't care as much

 

[swt]

i don't think they are band kids, but they do all seem a little neurodivergent
idk
i feel online weird women don't care as much

thats all they care about on my end

we must be on opposite sides of the internet, cuz looks aint no joke to these bitches

 

[isimostar]

thats all they care about on my end

we must be on opposite sides of the internet, cuz looks aint no joke to these bitches

im ugly as shit and they girls i talk to are usually pretty empathetic about it
occasionally i'll come across a racist girl here and there who hates me
but i have even talked to some semiracist girls who didn't have much of an issue

 

[Deleted Member 69105]

W

im ugly as shit and they girls i talk to are usually pretty empathetic about it
occasionally i'll come across a racist girl here and there who hates me
but i have even talked to some semiracist girls who didn't have much of an issue

Where do you meet them bhai do yhey give adequate and transparent ratings or nah

 

[isimostar]

W

Where do you meet them bhai do yhey give adequate and transparent ratings or nah

Never trust anything a woman says about ratings, women are the biggest liars in the world