Im a 40 Year Old Man From Texas Larping As An "Emo" Teenage Girl

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

All pics are from my lesbian cousin who lives in Mexico and buys tons of random clothes off Temu, then sends them in the family groupchat and curses us with those haul pics in her decrepit excuse for a bedroom

 

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[recai]

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no way bro

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

All pics are from my lesbian cousin who lives in Mexico and buys tons of random clothes off Temu, then sends them in the family groupchat and curses us with those haul pics in her decrepit excuse for a bedroom

Is she single? I would be interesting in buying her

 

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relatable

 

[Xyn]

All pics are from my lesbian cousin who lives in Mexico and buys tons of random clothes off Temu, then sends them in the family groupchat and curses us with those haul pics in her decrepit excuse for a bedroom

I love her

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Is she single? I would be interesting in buying her

Yes, but the border patrol won't let her come here even though she has an American ID

 

[Drownedwithhim]

Same exept its my neice and she lives in Colorado

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Yes, but the border patrol won't let her come here even though she has an American ID

Unfortunately I'm banned from traveling to the US for reasons I don't want to specify here.

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Unfortunately I'm banned from traveling to the US for reasons I don't want to specify here.

Also she'd likely kill you in your sleep and then take your passport and card if she were to be sold

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Also she'd likely kill you in your sleep and then take your passport and card if she were to be sold

Doesn't matter she can do that I don't mind, as long as she feeds some cats with the money that she is going to steal from me

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Doesn't matter she can do that I don't mind, as long as she feeds some cats with the money that she is going to steal from me

Yeah she has like 15 stray cats outside her house at any given moment and the porch smells like cat piss

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Yeah she has like 15 stray cats outside her house and the porch smells like cat piss

Based I love stray cats I was in Cyprus 2 times to just feed the cats there jfl and because of the food

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Based I love stray cats I was in Cyprus 2 times to just feed the cats there jfl and because of the food

Also keep in mind the fact that they're always coming inside the house through the windows so if you go there you might need to take allergy meds

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Also keep in mind the fact that they're always coming inside the house through the windows so if you go there you might need to take allergy meds

It's worth it for cats I love cats than I love my life

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

It's worth it for cats I love cats than I love my life

You're lucky then