im a good cook and its genuinely fucking me over

[knightmaxxer]

imagine having someone around 24/7 who can cook all your favourite dishes specifically how you like them, even tastier than how they come at a restaurant. would YOU be lean? NO NIGĞA!

 

[Hypertrophy]

imagine having someone around 24/7 who can cook all your favourite dishes specifically how you like them, even tastier than how they come at a restaurant. would YOU be lean? NO NIGĞA!

Can you come cook for me bhai

 

[choripapa]

Cook good but eat less piggy

 

[chudlite67]

imagine having someone around 24/7 who can cook all your favourite dishes specifically how you like them, even tastier than how they come at a restaurant. would YOU be lean? NO NIGĞA!

Js put down the fork theory

 

[knightmaxxer]

Can you come cook for me bhai

you come over and i make u lemon potatoes ok? u will like habibi

 

[Hypertrophy]

you come over and i make u lemon potatoes ok? u will like habibi

Yes please

 

[knightmaxxer]

Js put down the fork theory

everytime i put it down it just levitates back into my hand

 

[knightmaxxer]

Cook good but eat less piggy

i go through periods ok? ill starvemaxx for a while or just eat like under 1000 calories a day for like a few days and then ill get an inspiration and cook, telling myself ill portion up the food, but then i just eat it all because it tastes good and my will is weak when confronted by an entire tray of muffins

 

[chudlite67]

everytime i put it down it just levitates back into my hand

I fucking hate when this happens

 

[knightmaxxer]

I fucking hate when this happens

and then when your hand (COMPLETELY AUTONOMOUSLY) propels itself towards the food life is cruel

 

[Br4va]

You can always become a femboy

 

[chudlite67]

and then when your hand (COMPLETELY AUTONOMOUSLY) propels itself towards the food life is cruel

Genuinely like if only some way I could stop it from happening

 

[knightmaxxer]

You can always become a femboy

cant, tall femboys always look like shit

 

[glamora]

Me with cookies

 

[knightmaxxer]

Me with cookies

i fucking love making cookies, but the problem is i also love eating cookies

 

[glamora]

i fucking love making cookies, but the problem is i also love eating cookies

Its so therapeutic and u get a sweet treat
I literally just took mine out the oven

 

[knightmaxxer]

Its so therapeutic and u get a sweet treat
I literally just took mine out the oven

if i always had (good) cookie ingredients in my pantry i would be 200 kg by the end of the month istg

 

[glamora]

if i always had (good) cookie ingredients in my pantry i would be 200 kg by the end of the month istg

Brown butter ones hit differentt

 

[knightmaxxer]

Brown butter ones hit differentt

oh yeah, them and white chocolate

 

[DEATH]

imagine having someone around 24/7 who can cook all your favourite dishes specifically how you like them, even tastier than how they come at a restaurant. would YOU be lean? NO NIGĞA!

Somebody has a favorite cook

 

[knightmaxxer]

Somebody has a favorite cook

nah that would be my grandma

 

[DEATH]

nah that would be my grandma

thats cool bro, top 10 heartwarming moments

 

[knightmaxxer]

thats cool bro, top 10 heartwarming moments

top 10 wholesome anime momentos compilacion

 

[knightmaxxer]

thats cool bro, top 10 heartwarming moments

my grandma used to make money from smuggling immigrants into the country and then extorting them

 

[DEATH]

my grandma used to make money from smuggling immigrants into the country and then extorting them

i couldnt care less bro im not brom burgirtrumpistan

 

[knightmaxxer]

i couldnt care less bro im not brom burgirtrumpistan

me neither im australian

 

[DEATH]

.

 

[DEATH]

me neither im australian

fuck bro mb i was trying to put this image

 

[knightmaxxer]

.

das a lotta characters

 

[knightmaxxer]

fuck bro mb i was trying to put this image

no but my uncle does

 

[choripapa]

i go through periods ok? ill starvemaxx for a while or just eat like under 1000 calories a day for like a few days and then ill get an inspiration and cook, telling myself ill portion up the food, but then i just eat it all because it tastes good and my will is weak when confronted by an entire tray of muffins

That's not periods fault piggy

 

[knightmaxxer]

That's not periods fault piggy

im a man i meant periods as in like periods of time n***a

 

[Br4va]

cant, tall femboys always look like shit

Gonna have to get reverse LL

 

[choripapa]

im a man i meant periods as in like periods of time n***a

watch your language piggy boy

 

[Topkra]

Mogged sanasa

 

[knightmaxxer]

watch your language piggy boy

ok im sorry