Serious im a virgin but i think im pregnant

[nani]

I never ever ever participated in the devils tango i promise im too scared but i think this is a chemical pregnancy

my biggest fear growing up is getting pregnant like mary jesus's mother and no1 would believe i didnt fuck anyone and theyd think im a liar but literally it just got in there

i feel sick i dont wna eat anything its not out of thr ordinary but ive been like this for a week now and even perfumes make me nauseous

so this leads me to the conclusion i might be pregnant with jesus 2.0

help me out
(i wna add im pinning but idk if these r the side effects i feel NAUSEOUS 24/7)

Spoiler

tagging those whove been pregnant ---> @pompompurino @yung foid @Abu bakr @TonyDr @aryaw @BigDihDiddy @BonnieAndClyde

I guess bro

 

[boxeur]

I never ever ever participated in the devils tango i promise im too scared but i think this is a chemical pregnancy

my biggest fear growing up is getting pregnant like mary jesus's mother and no1 would believe i didnt fuck anyone and theyd think im a liar but literally it just got in there

i feel sick i dont wna eat anything its not out of thr ordinary but ive been like this for a week now and even perfumes make me nauseous

so this leads me to the conclusion i might be pregnant with jesus 2.0

help me out
(i wna add im pinning but idk if these r the side effects i feel NAUSEOUS 24/7)

Spoiler

tagging those whove been pregnant ---> @pompompurino @yung foid @Abu bakr @TonyDr @aryaw @BigDihDiddy @BonnieAndClyde

 

[Abu bakr]

E pregnancy from abu bakr

 

[Glamour]

W WINGMAN AY

 

[Glamour]

W WINGMAN AY

Yo wheres my giftcard

 

[princess]

W WINGMAN AY

can u two get out my thread

 

[Glamour]

can u two get out my thread

Is this how u treat ur friends

 

[Abu bakr]

can u two get out my thread

Geek

 

[princess]

I guess bro

nani we all know ab ur alien sex roleplaying past
i dont wna see u talking no more

 

[Glamour]

nani we all know ab ur alien sex roleplaying past
i dont wna see u talking no more

Shit why did he never tell me about this

 

[hotpink]

oh my GOD this was a hard read

 

[Glamour]

nani we all know ab ur alien sex roleplaying past
i dont wna see u talking no more

Shit why did he never tell me about this

Wait i though u replied to shia AHAHAHAH

 

[Abu bakr]

Shit why did he never tell me about this

Bro how do u have 1mo15days on the forum
If I was giga mia id get the ick ngl

 

[princess]

oh my GOD this was a hard read

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

 

[Glamour]

Bro how do u have 1mo15days on the forum
If I was giga mia id get the ick ngl

@giga.mia do u have the ick

 

[aryaw]

Bro how do u have 1mo15days on the forum
If I was giga mia id get the ick ngl

y do u think shes cucking him w me

 

[Glamour]

@aryaw ofc u spawn out of nowhere

 

[Glamour]

y do u think shes cucking him w me

You can both go scissor idc

 

[aryaw]

@aryaw ofc u spawn out of nowhere

like always

 

[Abu bakr]

y do u think shes cucking him w me

If u think I am weak remember I am from Kurdistan the most dangerous country in the world

 

[nani]

nani we all know ab ur alien sex roleplaying past
i dont wna see u talking no more

Sadist does have an alien dick tbh

 

[aryaw]

If u think I am weak remember I am from Kurdistan the most dangerous country in the world

 

[Glamour]

If u think I am weak remember I am from Kurdistan the most dangerous country in the world

Love pakistan from kurdistan

 

[Glamour]

You bitch

 

[Mafia bob]

You can both go scissor idc

Dw bro you are invited to my pool parti

[insert pool excecution video]

 

[aryaw]

You bitch

@ecoli humble these kurds

 

[Glamour]

Bro how do u have 1mo15days on the forum
If I was giga mia id get the ick ngl

n***a wait she has 10 days less than me and i joined like half a year before her

 

[Glamour]

@ecoli humble these kurds

Hes my son like a good lil turk

 

[Glamour]

Dw bro you are invited to my pool parti

[insert pool excecution video]

 

[Mafia bob]

Hes my son like a good lil turk

Let me call chalanoglu on your sweet kurd ass

 

[Abu bakr]

n***a wait she has 10 days less than me and i joined like half a year before her

Nice cope n***a the feature was introduced late 2025

 

[ecoli]

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fucking khariji

 

[princess]

Sadist does have an alien dick tbh

this is like barbie saying shes pacifist maxxing cs she thinks it makes her edgy pls stfu

 

[Air]

“I’m a virgin bro! I promise!!”

 

[ecoli]

@ecoli humble these kurds

i wont waste my time on this

 

[Glamour]

Nice cope n***a the feature was introduced late 2025

 

[aryaw]

Nice cope n***a the feature was introduced late 2025

yeah i remember

 

[Glamour]

fucking khariji

Im putting you in that pool if you dont apologize

 

[Abu bakr]

yeah i remember

10k posts since feb 13 2026 for Allahs sake tell me you merged accounts bro

 

[ecoli]

Im putting you in that poll if you dont apologize

what poll

 

[aryaw]

10k posts since feb 13 2026 for Allahs sake tell me you merged accounts bro

im sorry allah

 

[Glamour]

yeah i remember

Ofc you do whitepill

 

[nani]

this is like barbie saying shes pacifist maxxing cs she thinks it makes her edgy pls stfu

But it’s true, I think it’s too big to be human

 

[iletheile]

I mean you can get pregnant from towels so you might be

 

[Glamour]

10k posts since feb 13 2026 for Allahs sake tell me you merged accounts bro

Yeah she merged with her alt she made when she was banned

 

[filth]

relatable

 

[Glamour]

what poll

I meant pool son

 

[ecoli]

I meant pool son

sorry

 

[Glamour]

relatable

Yo go bump my thread i made earlier its a serious suggestion

 

[aryaw]

Yeah she merged with her alt she made when she was banned

spreading lies on ALLAHS name