I'm already being asked to recruit people

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Its barely been an entire week like I don't even know enough to sell someone on your church

 

[!oser]

Do you get paid?

 

[giga.mia]

I THOUGHTNU WERE LARPING, UR DEADASS TRYING TO BE A MORMON NOW?

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Do you get paid?

You get paid in spreading the word, they really want me to bring my grandma to church and looked pissed when I said she wouldn't want to go

 

[!oser]

You get paid in spreading the word, they really want me to bring my grandma to church and looked pissed when I said she wouldn't want to go

yeah good luck dude

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

I THOUGHTNU WERE LARPING, UR DEADASS TRYING TO BE A MORMON NOW?

They also gave me a book of Mormon with a note and started asking me to do prayers

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

yeah good luck dude

If I need to recruit people I may as well find a new church, I'm too socially retarded to do allat

 

[!oser]

If I need to recruit people I may as well find a new church, I'm too socially retarded to do allat

It's all good.

@iceslayer is willing to be your first recruit, because he's such a gentleman.

 

[Deleted Member 127479]

It's all good.

@iceslayer is willing to be your first recruit, because he's such a gentleman.

Omg I'm famous 🫪

 

[!oser]

Omg I'm famous 🫪

of course you are

you're the villain!

 

[Deleted Member 127479]

of course you are

you're the villain!

Little do you know that I mog you so hard

 

[Ramus]

They also gave me a book of Mormon with a note and started asking me to do prayers

nah nah you should look into mormon soaking instead

 

[voyager 2165]

Its barely been an entire week like I don't even know enough to sell someone on your church

Which church is this exactly? Sounds more like a cult. Even the mormons at least baptise you first before you gotta knock doors.

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Which church is this exactly? Sounds more like a cult. Even the mormons at least baptise you first before you gotta knock doors.

I wasn't being asked to knock on doors, I was just being told I should bring my family and friends

 

[voyager 2165]

I wasn't being asked to knock on doors, I was just being told I should bring my family and friends

Thats not recruiting.

 

[voyager 2165]

I wasn't being asked to knock on doors, I was just being told I should bring my family and friends

Recruiting is strangers bub

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Thats not recruiting.

Either way it early for that

 

[voyager 2165]

Either way it early for that

Its literally what you say to a church patron after the first time they attend something. "Bring your friends and and family next time!" I promise you are not the puppet of some dark religion. You are an npc to them, and the more people that come the merrier. The more the merrier. God bless

 

[TonyDr]

Its barely been an entire week like I don't even know enough to sell someone on your church

Jehovah witnesses

 

[voyager 2165]

Its literally what you say to a church patron after the first time they attend something. "Bring your friends and and family next time!" I promise you are not the puppet of some dark religion. You are an npc to them, and the more people that come the merrier. The more the merrier. God bless

Like if youre out and about with a friend and nothing to do they mean like "come by here and do tacos and salsa dancing with us" not "bring us sacrifices"

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Its literally what you say to a church patron after the first time they attend something. "Bring your friends and and family next time!" I promise you are not the puppet of some dark religion. You are an npc to them, and the more people that come the merrier. The more the merrier. God bless

I just find ever interaction with human beings threatening atp

 

[voyager 2165]

Either way it early for that

Its about caring for the lonely. Its inviting the kid with no friends to your lunch table. Its pure charity and kind gesture

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

Its about caring for the lonely. Its inviting the kid with no friends to your lunch table. Its pure charity and kind gesture

I personally don't trust that but maybe its because I've joined cults before, I'm probably gonna leave now