Im dickstrecthing

[CHAD.]

I usally tie a metal chain to my dick and a door knob

then i get @AuggyDauggy to open and close the door as fast as he can(he is really fast)

thats how I went from 3 to 4 inches in 8 years

 

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Truly the high IQ posts we have been longing for

 

[limo8]

how long we thinking ?

 

[dipenhydramine]

real ones know abt the superglue to bus method

 

[slopslinger]

real ones know abt the superglue to bus method

that's just the tip of the iceberg, I have in my notes grand designs for an interplanetary quantum dickmaxxing device where the weight of entire universe and black holes exert themselves on my veiny ahh shyt

 

[dipenhydramine]

that's just the tip of the iceberg, I have in my notes grand designs for an interplanetary quantum dickmaxxing device where the weight of entire universe and black holes exert themselves on my veiny ahh shyt

did you equate for pencil penis syndrome though bhai !!!!!

 

[slopslinger]

did you equate for pencil penis syndrome though bhai !!!!!

I'm an artist not a mathematician

 

[dipenhydramine]

I'm an artist not a mathematician

i once made the same mistake you did.....


heres me holding my weiner now...

Spoiler: my peenar....

 

[slopslinger]

i once made the same mistake you did.....


heres me holding my weiner now...

Spoiler: my peenar....

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two hydro one oxy and it's all gone