Story Im killing myself bro (hyperbole)

[Deleted Member 117246]

I was on this date with this super cute girl and while we were on the way back from subway to her house I FUCKED BARFED. I BARFED WHILE WE WERE WALKING AND ALL THAT SHIT GOT ON MY SHIRT. Worst part was is that she was trying so hard to apologize and she was so sympathetic. Bro I literally texted her and she still responded like how did this happen dude. I didn’t even have that much to eat before the fact, all I had was a portein shake, a tomato and a carrot how did I even throw up

 

[Hypertrophy]

Never speak to her again

 

[alacrity]

I was on this date with this super cute girl and while we were on the way back from subway to her house I FUCKED BARFED. I BARFED WHILE WE WERE WALKING AND ALL THAT SHIT GOT ON MY SHIRT. Worst part was is that she was trying so hard to apologize and she was so sympathetic. Bro I literally texted her and she still responded like how did this happen dude. I didn’t even have that much to eat before the fact, all I had was a portein shake, a tomato and a carrot how did I even throw up

If she likes you, she likes you, a barf won't be a deal breaker, it's gonna be an excuse if she tries to say something

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

The subhuman genes were sabotaging u and now its over cause she has the ick and sees u as a baby that barfs his food