I'm never gonna get a girl bro...

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

as a newborn
I was 9lbs
thinking I was gonna be a tall Chad who slays

but now I'm just some flabby ltn who's short

 

[emeraldpill]

mtn

Doesn’t really track with the title

 

[fs51]

as a newborn
I was 9lbs
thinking I was gonna be a tall Chad who slays

but now I'm just some flabby mtn who's short

stop being flabby, pretty simple n***a

 

[aryy]

how short

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

Doesn’t really track with the title

I forgot to put ltn

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

stop being flabby, pretty simple n***a

no money
what's the point bro

 

[dompao]

as a newborn
I was 9lbs
thinking I was gonna be a tall Chad who slays

but now I'm just some flabby ltn who's short

"flabby" "mtn"

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

how short

ankle biter length

 

[LaWi]

If you’re short, get a shorter girl

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

"flabby" "mtn"

ltn

 

[aryy]

no money
what's the point bro

get money then

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

If you’re short, get a shorter girl

you don't think I thought of that

 

[aryy]

you don't think I thought of that

js tell ur height

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

get money then

too young to work

 

[LaWi]

you don't think I thought of that

Ye but there must be shorter girls than you out there broski

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

js tell ur height

5'9

 

[aryy]

too young to work

hell u worried abt money then

 

[LaWi]

5'9

Thats not even that short bro

 

[aryy]

5'9

not that short how old ru

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

Ye but there must be shorter girls than you out there broski

I'm not GL ima just LDAR in gandy heaven after I rope

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

Thats not even that short bro

not that short how old ru

idk I don't go outside but in TikTok everyone's iek
rate me
"I'm 6;4 at 14"

"I'm 6'5 at 14 rate me "

 

[LaWi]

I'm not GLima just LDAR in gnady heaven after I rope

Buzzword buzzword buzzword, there are plenty of girls that are around 5‘4 & 5‘5 so height is the last thing to worry about lmao

 

[aryy]

idk I don't go outside but in TikTok everyone's iek
rate me
"I'm 6;4 at 14"

"I'm 6'5 at 14 rate me "

falling for bait bruv

 

[Balian]

If you’re short, get a shorter girl

Short foids are some of the biggest height supermacists ironically

 

[aryy]

Buzzword buzzword buzzword, there are plenty of girls that are around 5‘4 & 5‘5 so height is the last thing to worry about lmao

im like 5'2 bruv i know people 5 feet aint nothing to worry abt 5'9 is enough

 

[LaWi]

Short foids are some of the biggest height supermacists ironically

Depends but not every short girl, some are just happy with a dude one head or 5cm taller

 

[demented]

icl this is made me so sad im sorry kid

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

Short foids are some of the biggest height supermacists ironically

proving my point bro

plus I'm like ltn

htns are treated like LTNS rn

 

[LaWi]

im like 5'2 bruv i know people 5 feet aint nothing to worry abt 5'9 is enough

Fr, i‘m 5‘5 and 5‘6/7 would be enough for me

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

icl this is made me so sad im sorry kid

ik bro
maybe the next life
but with my luck I'll probably reincarnate as a cockroach that lives for 2 seconds and gets crushed by some sandal

 

[aryy]

Fr, i‘m 5‘5 and 5‘6/7 would be enough for me

5'8 would be enough for me i had an ex who was 6 feet it was so uncanny

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

im like 5'2 bruv i know people 5 feet aint nothing to worry abt 5'9 is enough

5'8 would be enough for me i had an ex who was 6 feet it was so uncanny

bro
I'm ugly asf
I don't go the options to go outside I'm like this until next year
I can't even go outside if I want to

 

[LaWi]

5'8 would be enough for me i had an ex who was 6 feet it was so uncanny

Too tall is just so unpractical, I wouldn’t wanna step on a chair just to kiss or smth

 

[trueceljester]

If you’re short, get a shorter girl

Guys gonna be the dad of a 4'11 Indian if he dates a shorter girl LOL

 

[aryy]

e

Too tall is just so unpractical, I wouldn’t wanna step on a chair just to kiss or smth

exactly plus i was till his shoulder it was so weird

 

[aryy]

bro
I'm ugly asf
I don't go the options to go outside I'm like this until next year
I can't even go outside if I want to

ascend

 

[trueceljester]

ascend

Yeye bcs its that easy

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

ascend

Yeye bcs its that easy

yea let me change my skull shape bro

 

[CopingManiac]

If you’re short, get a shorter girl

short girls want even bigger height differences.

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

short girls want even bigger height differences.

around me
tall girls become as annoying as short girsl

any girl around that matter

 

[LaWi]

bro
I'm ugly asf
I don't go the options to go outside I'm like this until next year
I can't even go outside if I want to

Huh whos stopping you from walking outside
Also you’re not even old enough to work yet so try changing your looks as good as possible, plan surgeries and use puberty to your advantage, then later you can worry about girls broski

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

Huh whos stopping you from walking outside
Also you’re not even old enough to work yet so try changing your looks as good as possible, plan surgeries and use puberty to your advantage, then later you can worry about girls broski

no n***a I don't want that
I just want teenage love

 

[fs51]

no n***a I don't want that
I just want teenage love

yeah brutal asf just go fuck some ugly ltb icl

 

[aryy]

yeah brutal asf just go fuck some ugly ltb icl

sub3 bro

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

yeah brutal asf just go fuck some ugly ltb icl

look where that gets me

 

[fs51]

look where that gets me
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hey i saw this on .gg

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

hey i saw this on .gg

ik

 

[matiasheanolikeswomen]

sub3 bro

I'm sub 2 problaly

 

[LaWi]

no n***a I don't want that
I just want teenage love

Son, teenage love doesn’t happen to everybody unfortunately.And no, you can still experience love in your adult years, especially because you have more options of dating more mature women which don’t cheat and know what to do in life etc.
Teenage love is just a thing which has been idolised to much.

 

[fs51]

ik

teenage love isnt all people make it out to be, all women are liars from my experience