Im NOT joining the airforce

[Tear]

So im doing AFROTC because I got a big scholarship and I don’t have to commit until after my 1st year and im really only doing it because of the money.

What do you mean I have to basically have a buzz 24/7 and I have to commit 4-10 years of my life to the military. Im superficial but I don’t want to waste my 20s on that

 

[Deleted Member 121099]

If I go military I’m hoping I don’t get turned into mush by a drone

 

[junebug]

I have to basically have a buzz 24/7

Better than that one haircut you had that looked suspiciously like He Who Must Not Be Named?

 

[Tear]

If I go military I’m hoping I don’t get turned into mush by a drone

Just another reason, drone warfare makes everything so unfair

 

[Tear]

Better than that one haircut you had that looked suspiciously like He Who Must Not Be Named?

Yeah because my moms obsessed with side parts

 

[Tear]

Im just going to let them pay for my first year of college which is my free trial period