It baffles me

[Deleted Member 87568]

That some of y’all are gonna be somebody’s parents one day

Good lord. Those kids are finished

 

[𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛/𝚊𝚗𝚍/𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜]

That some of y’all are gonna be somebody’s parents one day

Good lord. Those kids are finished

I don’t think I’d be a good dad

 

[emeraldpill]

My kids WILL be bone smashing, mewing and playing basketball from day 1.

 

[Deleted Member 76607]

wrong site buddy lol

 

[Mao Zedong]

That some of y’all are gonna be somebody’s parents one day

Good lord. Those kids are finished

no one here will ever have children unless thye donate sperm

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

I don’t think I’d be a good dad

Why?

 

[Deleted Member 103414]

We'll all meet up in 20 years, and flex our kids. How 'bout dat?

 

[.̶.̶.̴ ̸-̶-̴-̴ ̵.̴.̶.̵]

i remember ts thread

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

no one here will ever have children unless thye donate sperm

Oy Vey

You’re playing the role very well Bibi Yahu

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

We'll all meet up in 20 years, and flex our kids. How 'bout dat?

Beeetttt it’ll be the ultimate mog off. We’ll see who sent out the better genes to their kids

 

[Deleted Member 103414]

Beeetttt it’ll be the ultimate mog off. We’ll see who sent out the better genes to their kids

Aajonus will have our kids projected like horses.

 

[Deleted Member 109924]

That some of y’all are gonna be somebody’s parents one day

Good lord. Those kids are finished

bro i got nominated as the future mother for my loser siblings that cba to have kids but want the experience

 

[𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛/𝚊𝚗𝚍/𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜]

Why?

Idk I just don’t feel like I could love them like they deserve

 

[bentobox]

That some of y’all are gonna be somebody’s parents one day

Good lord. Those kids are finished

awww

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

My kids WILL be bone smashing, mewing and playing basketball from day 1.

Ong. And the they’re talking HGH and Aromasin

 

[emeraldpill]

Ong. And the they’re talking HGH and Aromasin

Unironically I might have to do that if any of them look like they’re gonna be manlets.

 

[Starlet]

no one here will ever have children unless thye donate sperm

the sperm bank will deny them

 

[Looksmaxlossus]

my son will
-be breastfed until 5 and continue drinking mother's milk forever
-be forced to play in the sun for 10 hours from birth
-never exercise
-never go to school
-never cut his hair
-never eat a plant
-learn how to hunt when he starts walking
-grow up on raw organs and blood
-be forced to drink maasai milkshakes with testicles and glands blended together during all of puberty
-have a sister to fuck

he will literally have the best life and world record iq, dht, test and gh levels

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

the sperm bank will deny them

I swear sperm banks only alllw guys over 5’8