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It's hard being me.

vespertine

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Every time you, the person reading this, wakes up, I want you to think "thank god I'm not vespertine"

sometimes, when i wake up the meaty rod between my legs is stiff and bulbous. thus, i am left with no choice but to jostle the stick, until warm goo comes out. it spills all over me and gets stuck in my happy trail and thus i must clean myself.
 
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sometimes, when i wake up the meaty rod between my legs is stiff and bulbous. thus, i am left with no choice but to jostle the stick, until warm goo comes out. it spills all over me and gets stuck in my happy trail and thus i must clean myself.
 
Every time you, the person reading this, wakes up, I want you to think "thank god I'm not vespertine"

sometimes, when i wake up the meaty rod between my legs is stiff and bulbous. thus, i am left with no choice but to jostle the stick, until warm goo comes out. it spills all over me and gets stuck in my happy trail and thus i must clean myself.

My rod needs so much blood flow because of the unnatural size, waking up is a try not to faint challenge, its really difficult for us bro 💔
 

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