ITS NOT ABOUT THE FUCKING DISHWASHER

[kimothy]

 

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SON

 

[kimothy]

SON

ITS NOT ABOUT THE FUCKING DISHWASHER

 

[kornfan]

do you think dishwashers ever get tired

 

[kimothy]

do you think dishwashers ever get tired

yes

 

[kornfan]

yes

they just wash dishes all day
like do you think they ever get bored?
i bet my dishwasher would pick up a hobby if it could
like paintball

 

[2Beau]

Guess i’m low iq +DNR

 

[kimothy]

they just wash dishes all day
like do you think they ever get bored?
i bet my dishwasher would pick up a hobby if it could
like paintball

they dont even get paid

 

[kornfan]

they dont even get paid

but they get free water and electricity
and like since they’re kitchen appliances
like electricity is their food
right?

 

[kornfan]

but they get free water and electricity
and like since they’re kitchen appliances
like electricity is their food
right?

and water

 

[Anna]

but they get free water and electricity
and like since they’re kitchen appliances
like electricity is their food
right?

Being a dishwasher would be nice

 

[kimothy]

but they get free water and electricity
and like since they’re kitchen appliances
like electricity is their food
right?

thats like what parents say to u when u ask for money

 

[kornfan]

Being a dishwasher would be nice

exactly like the whole day you’d just throw a bunch of water and soap onto dishes, sing your little song to let everyone know you’re done then relax for a few days until the next bunch of dishes come around

and you can talk to the fridge or the oven
the fridge’s lowkey goated i’d love to have a conversation with a fridge

 

[Anna]

exactly like the whole day you’d just throw a bunch of water and soap onto dishes, sing your little song to let everyone know you’re done then relax for a few days until the next bunch of dishes come around

and you can talk to the fridge or the oven
the fridge’s lowkey goated i’d love to have a conversation with a fridge

Yeah imagine it literally, nice hot soapy water getting splashed all around you.

Then you just sit there when not in use and chill

 

[kornfan]

thats like what parents say to u when u ask for money

yeah but without it a dishwasher is useless
you could put your dishes in it and hit the buttons and it wouldn’t do anything

so i hope those sons of bitches are grateful i’m keeping them alive

 

[kornfan]

Yeah imagine it literally, nice hot soapy water getting splashed all around you.

Then you just sit there when not in use and chill

exactly
not worry about slaying or looks or sucesfful life
just beep beep and splash splash

 

[kornfan]

now did you see what i did there? title says “it’s not about the fucking dishwasher” yet I still made the thread about dishwashers.

it’s always about the dishwashers.