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its so over i need to kill myself

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i doubt this is serious but dont rope, its objectively not a good idea


About 90 percent of attempts just fail, meaning rather than going out peacefully, you'll either die painfully, or just won't die at all.


These survivors do face physical trauma afterwards, depending on how they attempted.


About 70 percent of suide attempters never attempt again, only about 5 to 11 percent actually die from suicide after the first survived attempt.

Depending on the method you use, you may regret it immediately after you start



E.g, jumping off a bridge or builiding, overdosing, etc. Obviously I can't speak for all, but there's a high chance you'll either regret it once you jump/attempt, or you'll survive and never try again. So why do it at all 🤷‍♂️



(A lot of this is paraphrased from a much better thread on .org, but i cant find the link)
 
Depending on the method you use, you may regret it immediately after you start
survival instincts kick in, ofc you will regret it

About 90 percent of attempts just fail, meaning rather than going out peacefully, you'll either die painfully, or just won't die at all.
just plan it well and it's not an issue
 
survival instincts kick in, ofc you will regret it


just plan it well and it's not an issue



yeah n***a that's the whole point



your body instinctively does not want to die, which is why every problem that felt unfixable before will be fixable immediately after you try attempting



Also saying "plan it well" is a r****d advice, it only works if you live in a country which allowed assited suicide. Suicide literally almost can never be planned well, which is why statistically, 90 percent of attempts fail.

The average joe just won't be able to do it correctly, so even if you truly want to die, it won't work out well
 
survival instincts kick in, ofc you will regret it


just plan it well and it's not an issue


even if you fucking blow your brains out (which is portrayed in media as instant death)

You actually have a pretty high likely hood of not dying, but lying down like a bitch with a hole in your head once the medical authorities find and treat you.


The idea that suicide is "a release from suffering" is not true for the majority of people, as i demonstrated earlier
 
even if you fucking blow your brains out (which is portrayed in media as instant death)

You actually have a pretty high likely hood of not dying, but lying down like a bitch with a hole in your head once the medical authorities find and treat you.


The idea that suicide is "a release from suffering" is not true for the majority of people, as i demonstrated earlier
if you know how to aim to your head it's pretty fucking lethal. only brainlets miss.

ye bc most suicides are planned in 5 min to 1 day. almost nobody does it properly
 
ye bc most suicides are planned in 5 min to 1 day. almost nobody does it properly
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I agree with the first sentence, obviously if you're high iq you can plan a suicide properly, but the point i got at in earlier posts is that even if you do, the majority will regret their attempt afterwards and keep on living.



Your second sentence is just proof of what I said earlier. The vast majority of suicides are irrational, short term decisions that n*****s will regret.







Its why so many fail, because within the span of a day, they decide they're gonna die in the wildest way imaginable.



Saying "do suicide properly" is incoherent because you cannot do an incorrect action in a correct way
 
if you know how to aim to your head it's pretty fucking lethal. only brainlets miss.

ye bc most suicides are planned in 5 min to 1 day. almost nobody does it properly


also the average suicidal person is mentally ill, how would you expect them to properly plan a suicide properly when their brain doesn't function correctly 🤔
 
also the average suicidal person is mentally ill, how would you expect them to properly plan a suicide properly when their brain doesn't function correctly 🤔
they just perma vent about their feelings for years and then one night suddenly decide to try it. if they had the information available, they could plan it well. But it's gatekept behind all motivational platitudes they get from reddit.

also, people who regret suicide actually tried it. someone who hasn't tried it might never reach that kind of clarity of mind. Just knowing a fact that 90% regret it does't really alter that person state. So telling facts like that to a suicidal person is pretty pointless
 
they just perma vent about their feelings for years and then one night suddenly decide to try it. if they had the information available, they could plan it well. But it's gatekept behind all motivational platitudes they get from reddit.

also, people who regret suicide actually tried it. someone who hasn't tried it might never reach that kind of clarity of mind. Just knowing a fact that 90% regret it does't really alter that person state. So telling facts like that to a suicidal person it pretty pointless



I do think you have a point that its mostly people who attempt that reach clarity of mind,and begin to value their own life

Probably one of the only benefits of attempting jfl


Issue with this is that it's kinda self undermining, as you can't really convince a mentally ill person (most suicidal people) to not attempt it in a rational manner
 


just as additional life fuel



you are 25X more likely to get a life altering disability then to actually die from an attempt

like imagine you shoot yourself in the head and just end up retarded forever (and paralyzed as well)


not a good idea bro
 
just as additional life fuel



you are 25X more likely to get a life altering disability then to actually die from an attempt

like imagine you shoot yourself in the head and just end up retarded forever (and paralyzed as well)


not a good idea bro
fuck
ig its easier to just monkmaxx and accept life than to kill myself
 
fuck
ig its easier to just monkmaxx and accept life than to kill myself


yeah jokes aside even if your life is straight ass it is better to cope than ropemax

like even if you truly want to die you might mess up (since 90 percent of attempts fail) and end up with some fucked up disability
 

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