it's time for slopslinger to reveal his oneitis

[slopslinger]

after all the questionable and disgusting posts I've made, i might've come out as a cold hearted individual

but my heart melts just at the mere thought of her....

i, slopslinger, declare that my oneitis, my only one, my soulmate, my pair, the yin for my yang is no other than the utterly gorgeous... user of .com, @ela67

you cant keep ignoring me sweetie
iunno i have feelings for u and i cannot but hope you feel the same about me.

its time for me to fall asleep. ill keep you in my heart and ill imagine im drowned in your angelic arms, resting my mesocephalic head on your properly developed high e chest

 

[pompompurino]

jfl at this n***a trying to make me jealous

 

[slopslinger]

jfl at this n***a trying to make me jealous

 

[Deleted Member 80115]

this would make me run my head thru wall

 

[slopslinger]

this would make me run my head thru wall

it needed to be said