as I woke up on a fine Thursday afternoon
I went to the kitchen to drink my nutritious (or so I thought..) soylent.
as perusal it was hard to open so I got my wife's boyfriend to open it.
as I sat down to have a sip it hit me.
soy..
something I thought was so yummy could be so horrible
I threw up everything and looked in the mirror there stood me.. I looked in horror as I saw my face changing..
my jaw and my nose looked perfect I looked like a prince from a fairy tale..
there in the mirror where once stood a skinny scrawny man was now a chad..
ngl im too lazy to finish ts but it was fun making it ngl
I went to the kitchen to drink my nutritious (or so I thought..) soylent.
as perusal it was hard to open so I got my wife's boyfriend to open it.
as I sat down to have a sip it hit me.
soy..
something I thought was so yummy could be so horrible
I threw up everything and looked in the mirror there stood me.. I looked in horror as I saw my face changing..
my jaw and my nose looked perfect I looked like a prince from a fairy tale..
there in the mirror where once stood a skinny scrawny man was now a chad..
ngl im too lazy to finish ts but it was fun making it ngl