ive been brainwashed and I haven't even realised it till now

[Datt]

as I woke up on a fine Thursday afternoon
I went to the kitchen to drink my nutritious (or so I thought..) soylent.
as perusal it was hard to open so I got my wife's boyfriend to open it.
as I sat down to have a sip it hit me.
soy..
something I thought was so yummy could be so horrible
I threw up everything and looked in the mirror there stood me.. I looked in horror as I saw my face changing..
my jaw and my nose looked perfect I looked like a prince from a fairy tale..
there in the mirror where once stood a skinny scrawny man was now a chad..

ngl im too lazy to finish ts but it was fun making it ngl

 

[gimp]

as I woke up on a fine Thursday afternoon
I went to the kitchen to drink my nutritious (or so I thought..) soylent.
as perusal it was hard to open so I got my wife's boyfriend to open it.
as I sat down to have a sip it hit me.
soy..
something I thought was so yummy could be so horrible
I threw up everything and looked in the mirror there stood me.. I looked in horror as I saw my face changing..
my jaw and my nose looked perfect I looked like a prince from a fairy tale..
there in the mirror where once stood a skinny scrawny man was now a chad..

ngl im too lazy to finish ts but it was fun making it ngl

DnR
Skull

 

[Datt]

DnR
Skull

sigh...

 

[Ruin]

now a chad

 

[Datt]

skull..
its fiction..

 

[ᴬᵈᵃᵐ]

Skull

 

[jkcwakcjw]

as I woke up on a fine Thursday afternoon
I went to the kitchen to drink my nutritious (or so I thought..) soylent.
as perusal it was hard to open so I got my wife's boyfriend to open it.
as I sat down to have a sip it hit me.
soy..
something I thought was so yummy could be so horrible
I threw up everything and looked in the mirror there stood me.. I looked in horror as I saw my face changing..
my jaw and my nose looked perfect I looked like a prince from a fairy tale..
there in the mirror where once stood a skinny scrawny man was now a chad..

ngl im too lazy to finish ts but it was fun making it ngl

theres 8 billion ppl now
this is probably someone's life

 

[Datt]

Skull

im practicing for English
is it nice.

 

[Datt]

theres 8 billion ppl now
this is probably someone's life

bro imagine if someone out there has powers

 

[Deleted Member 85645]

as I woke up on a fine Thursday afternoon
I went to the kitchen to drink my nutritious (or so I thought..) soylent.
as perusal it was hard to open so I got my wife's boyfriend to open it.
as I sat down to have a sip it hit me.
soy..
something I thought was so yummy could be so horrible
I threw up everything and looked in the mirror there stood me.. I looked in horror as I saw my face changing..
my jaw and my nose looked perfect I looked like a prince from a fairy tale..
there in the mirror where once stood a skinny scrawny man was now a chad..

ngl im too lazy to finish ts but it was fun making it ngl

get skulled r****d. @eldritch pack him in

 

[jkcwakcjw]

bro imagine if someone out there has powers

omg like time stop

 

[Ruin]

theres 8 billion ppl now
this is probably someone's life

empathy

 

[Datt]

omg like time stop

time stop would be fun to have

 

[Datt]

get skulled r****d. @eldritch pack him in

after all I did..
u call me a r****d.
ok, skull.

 

[Deleted Member 81066]

as I woke up on a fine Thursday afternoon
I went to the kitchen to drink my nutritious (or so I thought..) soylent.
as perusal it was hard to open so I got my wife's boyfriend to open it.
as I sat down to have a sip it hit me.
soy..
something I thought was so yummy could be so horrible
I threw up everything and looked in the mirror there stood me.. I looked in horror as I saw my face changing..
my jaw and my nose looked perfect I looked like a prince from a fairy tale..
there in the mirror where once stood a skinny scrawny man was now a chad..

ngl im too lazy to finish ts but it was fun making it ngl

Gng

 

[Datt]

Gng

yeah