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“Just mew bro” is finally dead. Literally.
Dr. John Mew (1928–2025), the orthodontist turned cope prophet, has officially been permanently LDARed.
The man who told millions they could tongue their way to hunter eyes and a chad jaw is now six feet under
Old man spent his life convincing birdcels that pushing their tongue against the roof of their mouth would morph them into gigachads.
Died before delivering a single peer-reviewed result btw.
The Mew Manifesto
Dr. John Mew’s entire ideology boiled down to:
-Tongue on the roof of your mouth
-Nasal breathing
-Don’t be a mouthbreathing subhuman
-And just wait.
He called it orthotropics, which sounds like a jewish scam, and got his license revoked for “conduct unbecoming of a dentist.”
Yes. The dental establishment literally exiled him because he was peddling tongue yoga to fix skeletal deformities.
Why It Never Worked (Except Maybe for Toddlers)
-Facial bones stop growing vertically at 16–18. Horizontally? Sooner.
-Tongue pressure isn’t enough to move adult bones.
-Every “mewing transformation” online is actually:
Weight loss
Better lighting
Better jaw angle/picture tilt
Mewing: The Perfect Cope
Mewing is the perfect cope. Think about it:
-Requires no money
- Requires no real effort
-You can do it while gaming, rotting, or lying in bed
-Gives you the illusion you’re “working on yourself”
-Delayed results = infinite excuse to never reevaluate
-“You’re not doing it right” = unfalsifiable ideology
-“It takes years!” = unlimited time to cope
This n***a is the reason of why the PSL space got infested with low IQ TikTok zoomers, I’m glad he is dead.
#RIPBOZO
Dr. John Mew (1928–2025), the orthodontist turned cope prophet, has officially been permanently LDARed.
The man who told millions they could tongue their way to hunter eyes and a chad jaw is now six feet under
Old man spent his life convincing birdcels that pushing their tongue against the roof of their mouth would morph them into gigachads.
Died before delivering a single peer-reviewed result btw.
The Mew Manifesto
Dr. John Mew’s entire ideology boiled down to:
-Tongue on the roof of your mouth
-Nasal breathing
-Don’t be a mouthbreathing subhuman
-And just wait.
He called it orthotropics, which sounds like a jewish scam, and got his license revoked for “conduct unbecoming of a dentist.”
Yes. The dental establishment literally exiled him because he was peddling tongue yoga to fix skeletal deformities.
Why It Never Worked (Except Maybe for Toddlers)
-Facial bones stop growing vertically at 16–18. Horizontally? Sooner.
-Tongue pressure isn’t enough to move adult bones.
-Every “mewing transformation” online is actually:
Weight loss
Better lighting
Better jaw angle/picture tilt
Mewing: The Perfect Cope
Mewing is the perfect cope. Think about it:
-Requires no money
- Requires no real effort
-You can do it while gaming, rotting, or lying in bed
-Gives you the illusion you’re “working on yourself”
-Delayed results = infinite excuse to never reevaluate
-“You’re not doing it right” = unfalsifiable ideology
-“It takes years!” = unlimited time to cope
This n***a is the reason of why the PSL space got infested with low IQ TikTok zoomers, I’m glad he is dead.
#RIPBOZO
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