JFL Just got hit by a vehicle

[Chifuyu]

500k lawsuit?

lol I wouldn’t sue the guy ngl

 

[Chifuyu]

we can also chill

Thanks bhai, i was just kidding ngl

 

[Scandi]

lol I wouldn’t sue the guy ngl

everytime i cross the road i hope i get hit by a car, dreaming about the 500k lawsuit smh

 

[Chifuyu]

Just take care mang

I don't want you lying lifeless on a crossroad on a random wednesday afternoon

Idk why but that cracked me up

No worries bhaijaan ill be extra careful now

 

[Almighty Sigma Wolf]

I was crossing the street at a point designated for pedestrians to cross and I didn't look the other way since I wasn't expecting anything to be coming near me and suddenly BAM! I get hit by a speeding motorbike type of vehicle. Dude was panicking saying "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" As he kept driving while looking back and I said "No problem!" While smiling at him. He hit my calf.

Holy nonchalantness
"No problem!"

 

[Chifuyu]

everytime i cross the road i hope i get hit by a car, dreaming about the 500k lawsuit smh

I don’t think I’d get it tbh, I’m brown and he was white. White privilege means getting to kill a random brownoid and not having to face any consequences




I’m kidding

 

[Chifuyu]

Holy nonchalantness
"No problem!"

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I lol’d, thanks for this

 

[bleeder]

Thanks bhai, i was just kidding ngl

u dont want to hang out?
oh oke

 

[Chifuyu]

u dont want to hang out?
oh oke

Noooo that’s not what I meant, I meant to say I’m not sad even if you hang out without me. You’re more than welcome to hang out with me when you’re in Rotterdam

 

[bleeder]

Noooo that’s not what I meant, I meant to say I’m not sad even if you hang out without me. You’re more than welcome to hang out with me when you’re in Rotterdam

we‘ll hang out and smoke hella cigs

 

[Chifuyu]

we‘ll hang out and smoke hella cigs

Sounds great bhaijaan! (I quit smoking though )

 

[bleeder]

Sounds great bhaijaan! (I quit smoking though )

start again

 

[Bojack]

I was crossing the street at a point designated for pedestrians to cross and I didn't look the other way since I wasn't expecting anything to be coming near me and suddenly BAM! I get hit by a speeding motorbike type of vehicle. Dude was panicking saying "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" As he kept driving while looking back and I said "No problem!" While smiling at him. He hit my calf.

you should've thrown a rock at him srs

 

[Chifuyu]

start again

I remember when I quit I only started smoking when I was depressed

 

[Chifuyu]

you should've thrown a rock at him srs

Haha nah man it’s fine

 

[Bojack]

Haha nah man it’s fine

cope bro don't let ppl walk all over u man

 

[bleeder]

I remember when I quit I only started smoking when I was depressed

ohh

 

[Chifuyu]

cope bro don't let ppl walk all over u man

It’s fine bhai no worries

 

[Bojack]

It’s fine bhai no worries

whatever neeguh

 

[Galvatron]

You good bro? I was hit by a car last year aswell while drunk

 

[Bojack]

You good bro? I was hit by a car last year aswell while drunk

fuarkkk being attacked by the universe man

 

[Chifuyu]

You good bro? I was hit by a car last year aswell while drunk

Yeah I’m good, thanks haha. And glad to hear you’re fine as well, hope it was nothing serious when it happened (was it?)

 

[Chifuyu]

fuarkkk being attacked by the universe man

Truecels like me can’t catch a break

 

[Bojack]

Truecels like me can’t catch a break

It’s over boyo I’m being attacked at school too and being bullied

 

[Chifuyu]

It’s over boyo I’m being attacked at school too and being bullied

drop the addy, we’re gonna teach those bullies a lesson

 

[Bojack]

drop the addy, we’re gonna teach those bullies a lesson

Yeh might as well just throw hands on everyone I see at this point ngl

 

[Galvatron]

Yeah I’m good, thanks haha. And glad to hear you’re fine as well, hope it was nothing serious when it happened (was it?)

Just a broken arm lol the driver was drunk aswell