last night (slayer ramblings dnr)

[viasco]

so i went to my lil homegirl's party yesterday right. ts started @ 10am we didnt chill till like 11-12 so i was pissy drunk right...
i went in the crib cause everyone was in the outside pool area & it was too hot so i took a big ass nap in my homegirls bed. I WOKE UP TO STACY ON TOP OF ME TELLING ME "i cant believe they left us alone" & ngl i be pullin but im not that guy fr i be getting stuck. so i was just like "yeah fucking idiots" & then we started making out then she pulled my pants down & gave me hotpocket with happy ending.

keep in mind her bf had like justtttt got there maybe 20-30 minutes ago, but ig he fucked off to go to sonics LMAO the rest of the night she was like transfixed on me to the point her bf said "hey pls babe lock in its not stare @viasco time" & i think he could feel that something happened but bro cant whoop my ass so idc. dont date jewish chicks ig

 

[True Spaniard]

 

[zillophone]

so i went to my lil homegirl's party yesterday right. ts started @ 10am we didnt chill till like 11-12 so i was pissy drunk right...
i went in the crib cause everyone was in the outside pool area & it was too hot so i took a big ass nap in my homegirls bed. I WOKE UP TO STACY ON TOP OF ME TELLING ME "i cant believe they left us alone" & ngl i be pullin but im not that guy fr i be getting stuck. so i was just like "yeah fucking idiots" & then we started making out then she pulled my pants down & gave me hotpocket with happy ending.

keep in mind her bf had like justtttt got there maybe 20-30 minutes ago, but ig he fucked off to go to sonics LMAO the rest of the night she was like transfixed on me to the point her bf said "hey pls babe lock in its not stare @viasco time" & i think he could feel that something happened but bro cant whoop my ass so idc. dont date jewish chicks ig

then you woke up

 

[2R0I2P0]

so i went to my lil homegirl's party yesterday right. ts started @ 10am we didnt chill till like 11-12 so i was pissy drunk right...
i went in the crib cause everyone was in the outside pool area & it was too hot so i took a big ass nap in my homegirls bed. I WOKE UP TO STACY ON TOP OF ME TELLING ME "i cant believe they left us alone" & ngl i be pullin but im not that guy fr i be getting stuck. so i was just like "yeah fucking idiots" & then we started making out then she pulled my pants down & gave me hotpocket with happy ending.

keep in mind her bf had like justtttt got there maybe 20-30 minutes ago, but ig he fucked off to go to sonics LMAO the rest of the night she was like transfixed on me to the point her bf said "hey pls babe lock in its not stare @viasco time" & i think he could feel that something happened but bro cant whoop my ass so idc. dont date jewish chicks ig

what's a hot pocket? i hope you where very drunk

 

[viasco]

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"5'10"

 

[viasco]

then you woke up

i woke up to fine shyt tryna touch me : p

 

[viasco]

what's a hot pocket? i hope you where very drunk

LMAOOO in my city theres a lot of "massage parlors" & instead of saying bj or hj they say hotpocket

 

[True Spaniard]

"5'10"

Was joking gng jfl, don’t need to express your height insecurity

 

[viasco]

Was joking gng jfl, don’t need to express your height insecurity

n*****s just be saying anything shut the fuck up little boy < 3

 

[2R0I2P0]

LMAOOO in my city theres a lot of "massage parlors" & instead of saying bj or hj they say hotpocket

never understood them

 

[viasco]

never understood them

legal loophole for prostitution tbh. this place is too immature to talk about sum like that seriously, but never do ts fr. the workers are basically slaves