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lets have a rap battle rn

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challenge me if you dare
You’re a poo poo head and yo better off dead I fucked yo mama in yo daddy’s bed and took a massive shit on that mfs head and yo mama was too busy cumming to feel that existential dread cuz now I was releasing my stinky poop onto your dog named Ted.
 
You smell like ass you have no class your face is really bad
ghoultune, you're chopped like a troon
ogre faced, no appeal, fatass baboon
i know its a bitter pill to swallow
avi so dumb it looks like its from the looney tunes

read it in mf dooms voice
 
ghoultune, you're chopped like a troon
ogre faced, no appeal, fatass baboon
i know its a bitter pill to swallow
avi so dumb it looks like its from the looney tunes

read it in mf dooms voice
This was a bar
 
You’re a poo poo head and yo better off dead I fucked yo mama in yo daddy’s bed and took a massive shit on that mfs head and yo mama was too busy cumming to feel that existential dread cuz now I was releasing my stinky poop onto your dog named Ted.
you call yourself mogden, thats funny
cos last night you got mogged n your eyes got runny
1 to 2k, what a shit rep ratio
your mum just gave me head in my car call her a fellati-hoe

oh my god im literally a poet
 
you call yourself mogden, thats funny
cos last night you got mogged n your eyes got runny
1 to 2k, what a shit rep ratio
your mum just gave me head in my car call her a fellati-hoe

oh my god im literally a poet
Damn you’re correct. But I’m more erect. You mamma screams my name like I shoved a knife in her neck. Yeah my rep ratio sucks dick but so does your sister. She came over last night and I already miss her.
 
you call yourself mogden, thats funny
cos last night you got mogged n your eyes got runny
1 to 2k, what a shit rep ratio
your mum just gave me head in my car call her a fellati-hoe

oh my god im literally a poet
mogden - mogged n rhyme

fellatio is head, so your mum is a fellatio-hoe

holy bars holy bars holy bars
 
you call yourself mogden, thats funny
cos last night you got mogged n your eyes got runny
1 to 2k, what a shit rep ratio
your mum just gave me head in my car call her a fellati-hoe

oh my god im literally a poet
My name is Soyvton
I'm too broke to wear Louis Vutton
I got a gay soccer player as my profile picture
After this diss you'll need to drink some liquor
 
Damn you’re correct. But I’m more erect. You mamma screams my name like I shoved a knife in her neck. Yeah my rep ratio sucks dick but so does your sister. She came over last night and I already miss her.
you cooked

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mogden - mogged n rhyme

fellatio is head, so your mum is a fellatio-hoe

holy bars holy bars holy bars
The self glaze is crazy why don’t you just cum on yourself
 
My name is Soyvton
I'm too broke to wear Louis Vutton
I got a gay soccer player as my profile picture
After this diss you'll need to drink some liquor
The names jeezy, i call myself the snowman
but the only play that i get is from my right hand
ive got no hoes, no friends, no properties
i dont even know how to socialise properly
 
The names jeezy, i call myself the snowman
but the only play that i get is from my right hand
ive got no hoes, no friends, no properties
i dont even know how to socialise properly
@Sovvton is the type of guy who pulls out early so he can finish on himself
 
The names jeezy, i call myself the snowman
but the only play that i get is from my right hand
ive got no hoes, no friends, no properties
i dont even know how to socialise properly
Soyvton, more like Soy Boy
I like to guzzle cum cuz I'm a gay boy
The only antidepressant for me is a shotgun
Probably because in reality I'm a fucking bum
 
You’re a poo poo head and yo better off dead I fucked yo mama in yo daddy’s bed and took a massive shit on that mfs head and yo mama was too busy cumming to feel that existential dread cuz now I was releasing my stinky poop onto your dog named Ted.
If you were an NBA player you'd be Malcolm Brogdon
What I'm tryna say is you're washed up Mogden
My bars may be weak but my shit is the truth
Hit the fucking gym and pin you some juice
 
Soyvton, more like Soy Boy
I like to guzzle cum cuz I'm a gay boy
The only antidepressant for me is a shotgun
Probably because in reality I'm a fucking bum
Apples are Red and your mom’s a hoe, I just gooned to an obese girls cameltoe
 
My name is @over0, you wanna know why cuz it's over
I have worse luck in life than a fucking 4-leaf clover
My birth certificate says female but my bone structure screams male
And on top of that I am so fucking pale
 
If you were an NBA player you'd be Malcolm Brogdon
What I'm tryna say is you're washed up Mogden
My bars may be weak but my shit is the truth
Hit the fucking gym and pin you some juice
Pin me some juice? I’ll pin you to the wall. Caress that handsome face until your drawers start to fall. Then I’d ***** *** ******* and then ****** **** ******* *** yeah you like that? **** *******
 
My name is @over0, you wanna know why cuz it's over
I have worse luck in life than a fucking 4-leaf clover
My birth certificate says female but my bone structure screams male
And on top of that I am so fucking pale
n*****s taking shots at people who arent even involved 😭 😭
 
My name is @Lemontree, I changed it, I can't escape reality
I need to fucking rope, but Jeezy wants to challenge me
I'm too ugly to ascend and my pen game is ass
Yet Jeezy dissed me so I need to fight back
 
I’m loving these battles I’m seeing
I know that I am nothing without Jeezy
He is my uncle and he fucking made me
I cry because I know I'm low-IQ
And deep down inside what Jeezy's saying is true
 
Apatheia, you claim to know ball but you're a fucking poser
You've been on BP forums for 5 years and not ascended dog it's joever
No disrespect to Uncle Joe that's my n***a
I know that I am white but I have a pass to say n***a
 
I know that I am nothing without Jeezy
He is my uncle and he fucking made me
I cry because I know I'm low-IQ
And deep down inside what Jeezy's saying is true
Im the forgettable side character that’s always in the corner of the frame on this forum
 
I am a narcissist and I rely on ratings from com to make me feel special
When the reality is due to my height I have no potential
My jaw is square and I look like Steve from Minecraft
Yet when I speak to women they disappear and all I feel is a draft

@over0 who am I talking about?
 
6'4" white mid tier normie can't no pussy
Dog won't go outside because he knows he's a pussy
My digital footprint screams "I need help"
But deep down inside I need to go and get it myself
 
I know that I am nothing without Jeezy
He is my uncle and he fucking made me
I cry because I know I'm low-IQ
And deep down inside what Jeezy's saying is true
I know I ain’t shit cuz all I do is scroll through this forum all day
While I’m a grown man pushing 30 and a doctor by the way.
I like to call Mia low iq cuz it makes me laugh
Even tho she pegged my uncle bill for an hour an a half
 
6'4" white mid tier normie can't no pussy
Dog won't go outside because he knows he's a pussy
My digital footprint screams "I need help"
But deep down inside I need to go and get it myself
“I need help” nah n***a you need a life. I’d say get married but you can’t find a wife.
 
I know I ain’t shit cuz all I do is scroll through this forum all day
While I’m a grown man pushing 30 and a doctor by the way.
I like to call Mia low iq cuz it makes me laugh
Even tho she pegged my uncle bill for an hour an a half
I'm logging off for tonight
 
Apatheia, you claim to know ball but you're a fucking poser
You've been on BP forums for 5 years and not ascended dog it's joever
No disrespect to Uncle Joe that's my n***a
I know that I am white but I have a pass to say n***a
jeezy? i know him as jeezus
visionary, creative hes just like yeezus
yeahhhhh hes just like kanye
hes gon ascend to the heavens and touch the sky one day
 
“I need help” nah n***a you need a life. I’d say get married but you can’t find a wife.
My profile picture looks like a donkey
Yet everything about me screams "I'm a honkey"
I say that I mog but really I'm so fucking ugly
And with all I've been through I know I aint lucky
 
I know I ain’t shit cuz all I do is scroll through this forum all day
While I’m a grown man pushing 30 and a doctor by the way.
I like to call Mia low iq cuz it makes me laugh
Even tho she pegged my uncle bill for an hour an a half
Honestly I truly do not know where the doctor allegations came from
 
I know I ain’t shit cuz all I do is scroll through this forum all day
While I’m a grown man pushing 30 and a doctor by the way.
I like to call Mia low iq cuz it makes me laugh
Even tho she pegged my uncle bill for an hour an a half
she fried yo shit brah

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