Guide Lifefuel for roundfacecels

[rovea]

Do you know how to say being naturally bloated in another way? Having a round face!
You are cursed buddy boyo.
No matter how much weight you lose,you can even Auschwitzmaxx,your bloated bone structure will stay the same r****d
Its almost a death sentence,unless you are Zac Efron.
However one thing can save you,and its your HAIR.

Make sure you grow it out well,as a roundfacecel you have to hide your face with it as much as possible! (without looking like a r****d ofc).

Long hair can hide your subhuman
naturally bloated face,by giving the illusion of slimming it down.

NEVER EVER GET BACKSLICKED SHORT HAIR,UNLESS YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE A RETARDED PIG.

ON THE OTHER HAND,IF YOU GET LONG HAIR,YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A PRETTYBOY SLAYER.

I know this is so basic but I have no idea what to post
@over0 @Tumor @twinkdestroyer @Knight
@born superior @TonyDr @Randomized Shame @Nbernical @Travis Bickle @dipenhydramine @Mandy? @Currycelloser @doll @hannah @huntergirl

 

[Born Superior]

yeah September motm

 

[AJis19]

Do you know how to say being naturally bloated in another way? Having a round face!
You are cursed buddy boyo.
No matter how much weight you lose,you can even Auschwitzmaxx,your bloated bone structure will stay the same r****d
Its almost a death sentence,unless you are Zac Efron.
However one thing can save you,and its your HAIR.

Make sure you grow it out well,as a roundfacecel you have to hide your face with it as much as possible! (without looking like a r****d ofc).

Long hair can hide your subhuman
naturally bloated face,by giving the illusion of slimming it down.

NEVER EVER GET BACKSLICKED SHORT HAIR,UNLESS YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE A RETARDED PIG.

ON THE OTHER HAND,IF YOU GET LONG HAIR,YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A PRETTYBOY SLAYER.

I know this is so basic but I have no idea what to post
@over0 @Tumor @twinkdestroyer @Knight
@born superior @TonyDr @Randomized Shame@Nbernical @Travis Bickle @dipenhydramine@Mandy? @Currycelloser @doll @hannah @huntergirl

I never seen to learn

 

[rovea]

yeah September motm

@dipenhydramine you mean

 

[Born Superior]

@dipenhydramine you mean

both of you can have it

 

[Tumor]

Good thread

 

[Tumor]

@dipenhydramine you mean

Niga

 

[Night]

both of you can have it

if im not in the poll im leaving

 

[rovea]

if im not in the poll im leaving

What even is the poll thing?

 

[Night]

What even is the poll thing?

the poll for motm contenders

 

[Deleted Member 76607]

My face is not round but thanks

 

[TheOneCopeCel]

Actually said "get a haircut bro", thats 2 different people bra

 

[Currycelloser]

Do you know how to say being naturally bloated in another way? Having a round face!
You are cursed buddy boyo.
No matter how much weight you lose,you can even Auschwitzmaxx,your bloated bone structure will stay the same r****d
Its almost a death sentence,unless you are Zac Efron.
However one thing can save you,and its your HAIR.

Make sure you grow it out well,as a roundfacecel you have to hide your face with it as much as possible! (without looking like a r****d ofc).

Long hair can hide your subhuman
naturally bloated face,by giving the illusion of slimming it down.

NEVER EVER GET BACKSLICKED SHORT HAIR,UNLESS YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE A RETARDED PIG.

ON THE OTHER HAND,IF YOU GET LONG HAIR,YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A PRETTYBOY SLAYER.

I know this is so basic but I have no idea what to post
@over0 @Tumor @twinkdestroyer @Knight
@born superior @TonyDr @Randomized Shame @Nbernical @Travis Bickle @dipenhydramine @Mandy? @Currycelloser @doll @hannah @huntergirl

u literally described me

i hide my disgusting cheeks with my long hair

 

[rovea]

@Randomized Shame